Denial is a safe place to chill in

Things will never be the same

Sometimes it's just a good time

A sense of humor is crucial for this gig

Memes make the world go 'round

Thanks in advance for keeping a hefty distance

A career that requires a sense of humor

Internet memes are the one part of the cultural zeitgeist that no one will ever be able to successfully make a fictional movie about. No matter how much they try, it will never work, kind of like how a New York Times think-piece about a viral meme will always feel ridiculous and awkward. It's like trying to explain why a joke is funny—you just end up butchering the punchline and looking like a dumbass. Just let memes be. Don't write anything profound or pretentious about memes. Don't talk about…

If parallel universes exist, then logically that means there's an alternate reality where memes don't exist, and everything is just varying shades of grey, and food tastes like ash. People look peculiarly ageless because there's no sunshine and no one ever laughs. In this grotesque alternate reality, the only form of entertainment that exists is a single channel on television, which only plays static, but people watch it anyway because there's nothing else to do. Why am I painting such a depres…

People come and go, but memes will always be there for you. When none of your pals can make it to your birthday party, memes will be there for you. When your coworkers forget to invite you to happy hour though you asked them a bunch of times if they were up to anything after work, memes will be there for you. When your girlfriend leaves you for some guy and then you tell your best friend and he confesses to you that “some guy” was him the whole time, memes will be there for you. When your paren…

Memes aren't purely for entertainment. Memes serve many purposes. They're like little friends in your phone that cheer you up when you're feeling lonely or sad. They bring people closer together and they're a good excuse to DM a crush in a chill and non-committal way. The perfect meme will brighten up any group chat after an awkward silence. They're excellent for occupying dull moments you can't get out of, like waiting in a long line at the grocery store. If you're trying not to make eye-conta…

It's time for memes

Once again, it's meme time

Memes turn frowns upside-down

It's meme time

Life can be so dull if you forget to appreciate the little things. What is life without the simple pleasures, like touching grass or scrolling through dank memes ? Without a bit of fun now and again, the boring monotony of mundane tasks really start to get to you. Every day is the same crap—paying the bills, doing the laundry, cleaning your room, washing the dishes, prepping lunch for the week, going to work, clocking in, clocking out, taking your vitamins, doing your taxes, paying the rent, co…