girl

I guess not everyone likes attractive blondes...

(Paul Ryan)

Don't even ask. I'm just as confused about this as you are. - Matty Malaprop

SO IF THEY KISS A BOY they join the clergy and get to heaven

Side effects include random stomach deflation on stage.

Beneath her dazzling, sometimes standoffish exterior, she's really just a woman who doesn't want to be kept hanging any longer. - Matty Malaprop