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Put down that avocado toast and get a job, ya damn hippies!

Lo and behold, the following headlines are not satire! Scroll down to learn about some of the industries those terrible Millennials are totally destroying!

Only '90s kids will have any clue what these memes are about!

Twitter user Sperry Garcia uses ridiculous headlines about all of the industries that Millennials are killing and makes them into beautiful poetry, because he's the hero we need.

If you're an old person (read: under the age of 20), then you've probably spent a fair amount of time listening to the kids today use strange words that mean absolutely nothing to you. You know, like yeet, woke or thicc. What do they mean? You don't know! At this point, you might feel too embarrassed to ask them for fear of looking like a moron. Never fear, fellow oldie, because USA Today published a guide to tell you exactly what it is the kids are saying these days!

Bloomberg posted an article speculating as to why Millennials aren't having more kids. The article comes up with several potential factors, but Millennials are responding on Twitter with their own reasons that are both hilarious and all too familiar.

After browsing through these pics you'll want to go buy a house with the money you don't have!