I'm starting to think we're living in a simulation controlled by Chris Pratt. Think about it. What if the voice of Chris Pratt is an insidious force that won't rest until it speaks for every animated character in existence. Eventually, we'll all just be characters with the voice of Chris Pratt in some grotesque alternate Chris Pratt-themed universe. Jokes aside, it's true that Chris Pratt will be the next Garfield. Appropriately on a Monday and just weeks after news of Chris Pratt's upcoming ro

You can find a lot of weird crap on Amazon, including a knockoff Garfield toy called ‘Fat Orange Plush Cat Stuffed Animals Toy, Lifelike Yellow Tabby Cat Kitty Toy for Boys and Girls Children Xmas Birthday Gift.’ The toy advertised is a burned out and possibly alcoholic version of Garfield. If that wasn't cursed enough, Twitter user @PartyPat116 Oh my god my Roomie bought this knockoff Garfield plush off Amazon, and it came like this pic.twitter.com/Z5kK14JpOd — flashy girl from flushing (@Part…