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Funny tweet that reads, "In case you ever think your roommate is dumb...let me one-up you" above photos of a pot that had melted on the stove

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Funny Twitter thread where a pro hockey player tries to flirt with Anna Kendrick | Anthony Beauvillier @titobeauvi21 Hi @Annakendrick47. DanyAllstar15 Replying titobeauvi21 and @AnnaKendrick47 hey man thanks letting use gear during fundraiser held animal shelter save puppies cup way too big but other than everything worked fine. Thanks again

Pro Hockey Player Shoots His Shot With Anna Kendrick, His Buddies Back Him Up

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Funny Twitter thread about a woman who wrote a choose-your-own-adventure book for her sister for Christmas | juliaprescott My sister is perpetually late every social function her life. So Christmas naturally made her choose own adventure: CHOOSE OWN ADVENTURE STAR STOKY! MIT HONESTLY MOSTOF THESE END SAME WAY. WILL KATI ARRIVE ON TIME? BY JULIA PRESCOTT ILLUSIRATED BY MIKE L. MAYFIELD. Here's back: WILL ARRIVE ON TIME bathroom is time vortex place future scholars will study as proof

Woman Gives Chronically Tardy Sister A Clever Christmas Gift

Funny random memes | spongebob patrick and mr. krabs playing dnd. Mom going out town weekend on't have any parties Has party anyways. drawings of a parrot in different states of panic. THERAPY SOMETIMES AFTER BEFORE OTHER TIMES THO BEFORE AFTER.

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Funny random memes | x-men cartoon wolverine in front of a kissing couple. my friends getting married and starting families aborteddreams five cheeseburgers please. seven deadly sins as cat memes Pride Sloth Greed Lust Gluttony Wrath Envy broether may have loops

Thirty-Five Random Memes To Curb Your Boredom

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Funny random tweets | tweet by sad_tree oh so rich guys throw water out after boil hotdogs. too good hotdog soup. too good dab soup on wrists like colog

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Funny tweet that reads, "I am giving up drinking for a month. Sorry that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month."

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Funny random memes | This on bathroom stall. Can't stop laughing. Scotty, don't beam up yet. im taking Shl. cocktail drink made to look like yoda. Baby Yodarita This is way.

Thirty-Eight Boredom-Banishing Memes For The Apathetic

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Funny random memes | cool dj cat in sunglasses and a keyboard. this next one will be slow jam dedicated all lovely ladies out there. SOMEONE TRIES GET KNOW are open door is just very heavy

Thirty-Two Random Memes To Fill The Harrowing Void

Funny random memes | Arnold Schwarzenegger looking severe not robot CAPTCHA. drake cracking up while using a phone Laughing at own text before sending because funny

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Funny tweet that reads, "*RSVP'ing to Christmas party* Whispering into phone: is it okay if I bring my weird roommate? Husband, from behind me: STOP CALLING ME THAT"

I'll Make Him Behave, I Swear

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Funny random memes | kids car flipped on it side and a child lying face down on a cushion. not exactly sure happened my living room but feel this is proper time talk about DUI. flex tape meme merged with woman yelling at a cat.

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Funny random memes | pic of a wallet that looks like it has a condom in it, a second pic where it's revealed to be a hair tie, caption reads Fellas, be ready give girl she really needs. a still from my little pony cartoon of a girl weeping next to a pony surrounded by flames, this is labeled as 90s kids entering their 30s

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Funny tweet about how there should be a "semi-exclamation point" used for work purposes, there really needs to be a semi exclamation point for when a period conveys too little enthusiasms in a work related email but using the full exclamation point makes you seem like a psychopath

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random amusing tweets | Michael Does Tweet @Home_Halfway Love Actually but instead cheating Alan Rickman sneaks off each night Hogwarts as Snape be dick Harry Potter

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'I never interacted with his precious little family. don't care about them and don't feel any sense of obligation to pretend they're my family’: 19-year-old son refuses estranged father’s $40,000 request for medical treatment after years of zero contact

'I never interacted with his precious little family. don't care about them and don't feel any sense of obligation to pretend they're my family’: 19-year-old son refuses estranged father’s $40,000 request for medical treatment after years of zero contact

'The baby hasn't done anything to deserve being rejected': Man fathers a baby with his brother's girlfriend and tries to put brother's name on the birth certificate, brother's parents ask the jilted man to support the baby and her parents

'The baby hasn't done anything to deserve being rejected': Man fathers a baby with his brother's girlfriend and tries to put brother's name on the birth certificate, brother's parents ask the jilted man to support the baby and her parents

30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (February 27, 2025)

30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (February 27, 2025)

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Daughter demands inheritance after mom leaves everything to neighbor instead: 'I never expected me to be the only person who Valorie left in her will'

Daughter demands inheritance after mom leaves everything to neighbor instead: 'I never expected me to be the only person who Valorie left in her will'

31 Memes That Hold Forth

31 Memes That Hold Forth

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