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funny random tweets | tweet by dickpic van dyke @youngcogan had surgery assumed they were giving aesthetic they'd count down ten like see on telly but instead czech nurse just looked down at and said "goodbye" and gone laugh every time think about | Jaz 7¬D-24 @jungkookwyd_ SHORT PPL Google can go heaven with tattoos People with tattoos will not go heaven. People who drink alcohol will not go heaven. People who eat too much pork will also not go heaven. Short people will not go to heaven

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Funny parody tweets about coronavirus featuring the Center for Disease Control and hit songs | Dave Connelly @DavidConnelly Replying actioncookbook BEATLES: Yeah got something think understand CDC s Covid-19 BEATLES wanna hold hand CDC: Not advisable BEATLES wanna hold hand CDC: No

Fifteen Parody Tweets About Coronavirus Using Classic Hit Songs

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Funny Twitter meme about a doctor telling a woman that her biological clock is ticking; she responds with lyrics to "Tik Tok" by Kesha | zfedraws me when i'm 30 with no kids tik tok on the clock but the party don't stop no

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Funny random memes | relax, just try keep mind organized" my mind: pic of a man smiling and giving a thumbs up while sitting at a desk with two monitors and surrounded by mountains of folders and binders | difference between this and this This is Friendship And this is Love Thanks welcome FLEX TAPE CAN'T FIX blue red hearts emojis

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Funny random memes | tweet by wittyidiot @stephenszczerba RELATIONSHIP STATUS: 10:01 PM 12/22/19 Twitter iPhone | pizza slice covered in coins trashcanbees can feel this image on my teeth and am so angry st-louis-is-awful didn't think until said and now l'm mad at

Forty Rando Memes That Serve No Point But Entertainment

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Funny random tweets | Regina Carpaccio @ReginaCarpaccio wish could let my dogs bark at voicemail notification until goes away like do people come door 1:53 PM 2/24/20 Twitter Android

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Funny tweet about someone's high school reunion that turns into a dad joke | high school reunion me i'm in the army now friend i thought you were either going to be a referee or an attorney yeah i couldn't decide between boxers and briefs so i went commando

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Funny random memes | Maybe this coffee will help be more productive Coffee: coffee art foam conceited rapper reaction | unbreakable kimmy schmidt titus hug Potatoes literally any form

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Funny memes for women about periods | Disney's Moana movie character Te Fiti Te ka on regular day on my period | friends screenshot Boys: periods can't be bad rachel and joey NO UTERUS NO OPINION

Period Memes That Dudes Will Never Understand

Funny tweets from novelty Twitter account 'Very British Problems' | Tweet VeryBritishProblems T@SoVeryBritish "Thanks lot sounds sarcastic "Thanks sounds annoyed "Thanks bunch sounds furious 09/03/2015 19:32 3,145 RETWEETS 3,709 FAVOURITES

Twenty-Two 'Very British Problems' For The Limeys

Funny random tweets | tweet by MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 Hi, welcome Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is rat, eat some pizza near sneezing child.

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Funny random memes | fish eye lens security camera footage cat activated video doorbell after being locked outside 02:26:52 AM 26:53 AM tweet @TheOnion U.S Offer Tax Incentives Companies Do Not Openly Make World Worse At Every Turn

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Funny tweet that reads, "Thanks for the clarification, Dad" above a photo of a girl next to a sea lion, where her dad says happy birthday and points out which one is her

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Funny random memes | tweet by Marcus Williams @marcus6096 my twin is GOAT he took both our pics Picture day back HS sick Seth White Olivia Whitfield Malcolm Williams Marcus Williams. homer simpson dancing before a fire: turned my assignment and know trash but l'm just happy turned

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Funny random memes and tweets | black dog wearing a white badminton ball over its nose hiding among a group of black ducks with white bills. skyrim tree skill sneak 100. Pet Owner ok, he's friendly, he won't hurt Their Pet: white bunny next to a human skull

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Funny memes and tweets about being angry | angry Spongebob mad but don't know why mad and being rude and wanna stop being rude but can't because mad. PEOPLE WANT PUNCH FACE: huge book.

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Parents approaching retirement fund house 36-year-old daughter who never held a steady job, leaving her 29-year-old brother worried about inheriting the responsibility: ‘I have my own life’

Parents approaching retirement fund house 36-year-old daughter who never held a steady job, leaving her 29-year-old brother worried about inheriting the responsibility: ‘I have my own life’

‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': Parenting laughs and woes for witty mothers and fathers (November 29, 2025)

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Vet tech prioritizes her career when her socialite mother-in-law deliberately schedules important family events on days she knows she has to work: 'I'm not going to keep feeling guilty for having a job'

Vet tech prioritizes her career when her socialite mother-in-law deliberately schedules important family events on days she knows she has to work: 'I'm not going to keep feeling guilty for having a job'

New employee asks to shadow coworker to learn the job, gets offended when accused of copying his work: 'She said I was blocking her professional growth'

New employee asks to shadow coworker to learn the job, gets offended when accused of copying his work: 'She said I was blocking her professional growth'

Lawyer wants to withdraw from his church's Charity Christmas Program, after his allocated "family-in-need" requests luxury gifts instead of necessities: 'I can’t afford to buy half of this stuff for myself'

Lawyer wants to withdraw from his church's Charity Christmas Program, after his allocated "family-in-need" requests luxury gifts instead of necessities: 'I can’t afford to buy half of this stuff for myself'

Sister destroys $200 worth of Christmas gifts for 18-month-old nephew, then claims it was to force more charity giving, getting herself cut off: ‘[She said] we “went overboard” on the amount and “needed to be grateful and give more to charity”’

Sister destroys $200 worth of Christmas gifts for 18-month-old nephew, then claims it was to force more charity giving, getting herself cut off: ‘[She said] we “went overboard” on the amount and “needed to be grateful and give more to charity”’

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