funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Advertisement
Tweet that reads, "My essay is 642 words and I need 700;" someone replies with, "Change the word color to white and jwjbrjkreklshbfs away at your keyboard"

Student Life Hack?

funny pointless memes

29 Pointless Yet Funny Memes To Soothe The Soul

Advertisement
Tweet that reads, "[At a theater to see a play] Me: I hope there's a lot of ado; Host: Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado; Me: Son of a..."

Dang It

Showerthoughts that nail it | Shower Thoughts Follow @TheWeirdWorld people talk about traveling past, they worry about radically changing present by doing something small, but barely anyone present really thinks they can radically change future by doing something small

13 Shower Thoughts That'll Make You Ponder Life's Deep Questions

Tweet that reads, "I'm 22 years old and I just realized that 'This little piggy went to the market' doesn't mean he went shopping for food"

:O

Advertisement
Tweet that reads, "I lost my car chapstick and now my book bag chapstick is in my room and my room chapstick is in my car and my whole life's outta wack"

The Struggle

Tweet that reads, "Expecting parents, PLEASE, I beg you, please look at what your child's name will be spelled backwards. Sincerely, Marlana"

Ohhh No

Funny memes and tweets about public transportation.

20 Memes & Tweets About The Perils Of Public Transit

Advertisement
Funny meme about moths only wanting one thing, lamp

Terrible

Tweet that reads, "How to clean up glitter: 1.) Burn down your house; 2.) Move; 3.) The glitter followed you. There is no escape"

It's True

funny memes

29 Funny Memes That'll Get The Comedy Flowing

Advertisement
Funny meme about knights, twitter, tweet, puns.

Zing!

Tweet that reads, "The closest you can get to knowing what it's like to be a ghost is listening to a podcast where the hosts are trying to remember a piece of trivia that you know"

It's Agonizing

Funny tweet about bringing potato to party.

Genius

Advertisement
Funny random memes.

20 Random Memes & Pics To Keep Your Eyes Busy

Funny meme about showering being like your house is pissing on you.

Disgusting