funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny meme about web md.

Every Damn Time

hipster memes

15 Smug Hipster Memes And Posts That Are, Like, Totally Ironic

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Tweet that reads, "Another Baby Boomer at work looked at the tattoo on my arm and said 'You know those are permanent, right?' and I said no"

I Had No Idea??

Tweet that reads, "Socrates: To do is to be; Plato: To be is to do; Scobby: Do be do"

Zoinks

Funny meme about tim allen.

SMDH

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Funny random memes that will fill the void in your heart with joy and smudgy happy tears

34 Funky Memes That'll Help You Kill The Pain

Tweet that reads, "STOP holding onto people just because you have a history together;" someone replies below, "But they're my kids"

No Exceptions

Tweet that reads, "[Before Christian rock was invented] *In mosh pit* Wish I could do this for the Lord"

Praise The Lord In Every And Any Circumstance

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Tweet that reads, "'Hey, we see that your account balance is at -$2.35, so we're gonna charge you a $35 eat-sh*t fee cause we're the bank"

HA! POOR

Text that reads, "Boss: You're an hour late; Guy who's about to invent daylight savings: Oh, you haven't heard?"

Wow, What A Genius

Tweet that reads, "There is an outbreak of measles in the USA. Fellow Ugandans, one shilling a day could save these dying kids"

F*cking Savage

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Tweet that reads, "Pi Day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math"

Damn Corporate America

funny jesus memes

15 Righteous Jesus Memes That'll Save You From Eternal Hellfire

Funny tweets about introverts.

30 Hilarious Tweets Any Introvert Can Relate To

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Tweet that reads, "I'm mad teachers told us 'If you don't do well in school you're gonna be the garbage man' and never told us the garbage man made more than them"

Lost Opportunity

tweets about facebook going down

17 Tweets That Prove When Facebook Is Down, Twitter Becomes A Meme Goldmine

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‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': 21 Parenting laughs for witty mothers and fathers (March 28, 2026)

‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': 21 Parenting laughs for witty mothers and fathers (March 28, 2026)

Company replaces kind, respectful manager with a micromanaging AI-obsessed manager: 'I was planning to be at this company long term, but I'm already looking for new work.'

Company replaces kind, respectful manager with a micromanaging AI-obsessed manager: 'I was planning to be at this company long term, but I'm already looking for new work.'

21 Cooking Memes for Optimistic Home Chefs Learning to Trust the Process

21 Cooking Memes for Optimistic Home Chefs Learning to Trust the Process

Remote worker of 3 years still has to field 2pm lunch requests from neighbors, friend who assume they're always free

Remote worker of 3 years still has to field 2pm lunch requests from neighbors, friend who assume they're always free

Movie theater manager demands workers have availability 24/7, sees school as only valid conflict: 'I DO NOT accept you not being able to work a day because you want the day off to rest'

Movie theater manager demands workers have availability 24/7, sees school as only valid conflict: 'I DO NOT accept you not being able to work a day because you want the day off to rest'

39-year-old demands to live with 25-year-old sister instead of parents, gets upset when she presents her with house rules: 'I told her I would expect her to contribute'

39-year-old demands to live with 25-year-old sister instead of parents, gets upset when she presents her with house rules: 'I told her I would expect her to contribute'

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