funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Tweet that reads, "[Before Christian rock was invented] *In mosh pit* Wish I could do this for the Lord"

Praise The Lord In Every And Any Circumstance

Tweet that reads, "'Hey, we see that your account balance is at -$2.35, so we're gonna charge you a $35 eat-sh*t fee cause we're the bank"

HA! POOR

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Text that reads, "Boss: You're an hour late; Guy who's about to invent daylight savings: Oh, you haven't heard?"

Wow, What A Genius

Tweet that reads, "There is an outbreak of measles in the USA. Fellow Ugandans, one shilling a day could save these dying kids"

F*cking Savage

Tweet that reads, "Pi Day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math"

Damn Corporate America

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Funny tweets about introverts.

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Tweet that reads, "I'm mad teachers told us 'If you don't do well in school you're gonna be the garbage man' and never told us the garbage man made more than them"

Lost Opportunity

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Funny memes and tweets about the bachelor.

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Funny meme about bubonic plague.

Wasn't Lying

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Someone requests Merriam-Webster to follow them on Twitter so that they can DM them to say that "toothpaste" should really be called "teethpaste" instead

He's Right You Know

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14 Punny 'Mr. Brightside' Memes That'll Get All The 2000s Kids Turnt

Tweet that reads, "My computer: You have updates waiting to be installed; Me: I'll install tomorrow; My computer: ..." above another tweet that reads, "I feel like you lying but okay"

BS

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26 Amusing Memes That Range From Dumb To Even More Dumb

Funny meme about installing computer updates.

I Promise