funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny Twitter memes entitled "The Cooking, The Face" where people put up a picture of something they've cooked next to a picture of their face | chuuslip cooking face (saw this on tl and thought cute dhdkdhdkdk) photo of a shirtless guy and photo of a pan with some dish being cooked

'The Cooking, The Face' Memes Roast Amateur, Overconfident Chefs

Funny tweet that reads, "I drew a ninja" above a blank image

Stealthy

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Funny meme, villagers, shrek, funny tweet about michigan guys who look like the villagers from shrek.

True

awkward Oblivious Woman In A Cafe | tweet by LittleCecil2 so, l'm sat busy cafe reading book with cup tea and pastry and lady sat opposite engrossed her newspaper has just taken bite my pastry. will update

Embarrassing Twitter Story About An Oblivious Woman In A Cafe Is All Of Us

Funny tweet that reads, "Took me eleven minutes to do that thing I've been avoiding for three months: a memoir"

My Life In A Nutshell

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funny meme, funny tweet, angry dolphin drawing, old drawing of dolphin, twitter | look how made this dolphin is

This dolphin is SO mad.

funny tweet about accepting compliments, hard to accept compliments, funny memes, relatable | do i like being complimented: yes. do i know how to respond to compliments: no. does it make me wish people would never compliment me: yes. do i seek validation nonetheless: yes. do i ever truly believe the compliment: no. do i still need compliments: yes.

Relatable

Funny Twitter thread about how a doctor would deliver a defibrillator to a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part?

Doctor Tries To Figure Out Where To Put A Defibrillator On A Centaur

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Funny tweet that reads, "Woke up late for the 5,748th day in a row"

I'm Out Of Excuses At This Point

Funny tweet that reads, "Quit side-eyeing my Santa hat. I once left my tree up til April."

Don't Judge Me, Jerk

funny random memes, funny tweets, relatable memes, relatable tweets | spongebob meme Professor: Attendence isn't requ- Half class: IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT. Bomboclaat Dad Remind Message Decline Accept toju_lad Conversation will be 42 seconds max

Tasty Memes To Fulfill Your Time-Wasting Dreams

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Funny tweet that reads, "In case you ever think your roommate is dumb...let me one-up you" above photos of a pot that had melted on the stove

About Time For A One-Bedroom Apartment

Funny Twitter thread where a pro hockey player tries to flirt with Anna Kendrick | Anthony Beauvillier @titobeauvi21 Hi @Annakendrick47. DanyAllstar15 Replying titobeauvi21 and @AnnaKendrick47 hey man thanks letting use gear during fundraiser held animal shelter save puppies cup way too big but other than everything worked fine. Thanks again

Pro Hockey Player Shoots His Shot With Anna Kendrick, His Buddies Back Him Up

Funny tweet that reads, "I am giving up drinking for a month. Sorry that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month."

It's Almost Time For Those New Year's Resolutions

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anti wholesome memes, depressing memes | Rules textinga girl: 1) give up 2) she doesn't 3) like 4) grandpa simpson holding a sign that reads DESPITE HAVING NO EVIDENCE AM STILL CONVINCED EVERYONE MY LIFE SECRETLY HATES

15 Anti-Wholesome Memes For Anyone Who's Sick Of The Holiday Cheer

Funny tweet that reads, "*RSVP'ing to Christmas party* Whispering into phone: is it okay if I bring my weird roommate? Husband, from behind me: STOP CALLING ME THAT"

I'll Make Him Behave, I Swear

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Coworkers criticize employee for going to the movies after work instead of donating her money to her coworker: 'I feel like I'm being watched.'

Coworkers criticize employee for going to the movies after work instead of donating her money to her coworker: 'I feel like I'm being watched.'

'Laughter is the best medicine': 21 Laughs That Will Guide You On Your Inner Journey to a Happy Brain (June 13, 2026)

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A Harvest of Gardening Memes for Green Thumbs and Backyard Botanists

A Harvest of Gardening Memes for Green Thumbs and Backyard Botanists

A Fresh Batch of 24 Weekend Memes for People Who've Already Changed Into Pajamas Mentally

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25 Grandparents Memes for Every Grandchildren Trying to Stop Their Grandma From Feeding Them Like a Starving Kid

25 Grandparents Memes for Every Grandchildren Trying to Stop Their Grandma From Feeding Them Like a Starving Kid

Manager insists employee log all 'non-billable' time, so employee tracks every bathroom break, slack message, and email

Manager insists employee log all 'non-billable' time, so employee tracks every bathroom break, slack message, and email

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