funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funny tweet about accepting compliments, hard to accept compliments, funny memes, relatable | do i like being complimented: yes. do i know how to respond to compliments: no. does it make me wish people would never compliment me: yes. do i seek validation nonetheless: yes. do i ever truly believe the compliment: no. do i still need compliments: yes.

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Funny Twitter thread about how a doctor would deliver a defibrillator to a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part?

Doctor Tries To Figure Out Where To Put A Defibrillator On A Centaur

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Funny tweet that reads, "Woke up late for the 5,748th day in a row"

I'm Out Of Excuses At This Point

Funny tweet that reads, "Quit side-eyeing my Santa hat. I once left my tree up til April."

Don't Judge Me, Jerk

funny random memes, funny tweets, relatable memes, relatable tweets | spongebob meme Professor: Attendence isn't requ- Half class: IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT. Bomboclaat Dad Remind Message Decline Accept toju_lad Conversation will be 42 seconds max

Tasty Memes To Fulfill Your Time-Wasting Dreams

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Funny tweet that reads, "In case you ever think your roommate is dumb...let me one-up you" above photos of a pot that had melted on the stove

About Time For A One-Bedroom Apartment

Funny Twitter thread where a pro hockey player tries to flirt with Anna Kendrick | Anthony Beauvillier @titobeauvi21 Hi @Annakendrick47. DanyAllstar15 Replying titobeauvi21 and @AnnaKendrick47 hey man thanks letting use gear during fundraiser held animal shelter save puppies cup way too big but other than everything worked fine. Thanks again

Pro Hockey Player Shoots His Shot With Anna Kendrick, His Buddies Back Him Up

Funny tweet that reads, "I am giving up drinking for a month. Sorry that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month."

It's Almost Time For Those New Year's Resolutions

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anti wholesome memes, depressing memes | Rules textinga girl: 1) give up 2) she doesn't 3) like 4) grandpa simpson holding a sign that reads DESPITE HAVING NO EVIDENCE AM STILL CONVINCED EVERYONE MY LIFE SECRETLY HATES

15 Anti-Wholesome Memes For Anyone Who's Sick Of The Holiday Cheer

Funny tweet that reads, "*RSVP'ing to Christmas party* Whispering into phone: is it okay if I bring my weird roommate? Husband, from behind me: STOP CALLING ME THAT"

I'll Make Him Behave, I Swear

Funny reaction memes to 'Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker' | anthony adams rubbing hands meme as Palpatine getting ready tell'Rey tragedy Darth plagueis wise. pics of anakin making weird faces superimposed over a photo of a sandy dune six emotional stages watching rise skywalker (2019, oil on canvas)

Fifteen Disappointed Reaction Memes To 'The Rise Of Skywalker' (SPOILERS)

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Funny tweet that reads, "For someone who didn't start a fire, Billy Joel sure is defensive about it"

Sounds Like Some Boomer Sh*t

Funny negative reviews of the movie 'Cats'

'Cats' Is So Bad That Critics Are Getting Rather Creative With Their Reviews

funny tweet about how home alone falls into the die hard category of christmas movies, twitter. the three types of Christmas movies: 1 movies about santa 2 people being changed by the Christmas spirits 3 die hard. home alone falls under the third category

Fight Me

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Funny tweet about how there should be a "semi-exclamation point" used for work purposes, there really needs to be a semi exclamation point for when a period conveys too little enthusiasms in a work related email but using the full exclamation point makes you seem like a psychopath

This.

Funny random memes | Baby Yoda meme of looking at my mom standing in the rain with picture of soaked Kylo Ren as my mom because I've locked her out | Spongebob meme about trying to fall asleep at 3 in the morning with anxiety, depression, cringey things you did today and years ago and other distractions

Thirty Random Memes Meant For Killing Time

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Managers rejects employee's 2 week's notice, tells them 2 weeks starts after they hire a replacement: 'That's how someone tries to squeeze free labor out of you while shopping for your replacement'

Managers rejects employee's 2 week's notice, tells them 2 weeks starts after they hire a replacement: 'That's how someone tries to squeeze free labor out of you while shopping for your replacement'

40-year-old grandparents pay their live-in 20-year-old daughter's bills, scolding her when the single mom spends money on a vacation: 'We are financially supporting her and also footing $1000s in legal fees'

40-year-old grandparents pay their live-in 20-year-old daughter's bills, scolding her when the single mom spends money on a vacation: 'We are financially supporting her and also footing $1000s in legal fees'

Aunt refuses to pick up her 13-year-old niece from party at 3 AM, no questions asked: 'It would be crazy to not have questions.'

Aunt refuses to pick up her 13-year-old niece from party at 3 AM, no questions asked: 'It would be crazy to not have questions.'

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs

25 Classic Rom-Com Memes That Will Have You Laughing and Falling in Love This Year

25 Classic Rom-Com Memes That Will Have You Laughing and Falling in Love This Year

Employee refuses to contribute $20 for colleague's birthday in other department, gets ostracized by coworkers: 'It's just $20'

Employee refuses to contribute $20 for colleague's birthday in other department, gets ostracized by coworkers: 'It's just $20'

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