funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny memes and tweets about dogs | dog breaking through wall Open bag snack another room My dog. drakeposting sully from monsters inc. eating same meal two days row My dog eating same thing 8 years row

Bunch Of Doggo Memes For Those Havin' A Ruff Day

funny meme about netflix you, penn badgely, three toxic people looking at each other

Got 'Em

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Funny tweet about the reasons one might not like getting their photo taken, which includes feeling deeply self-conscious | when i say please don't take a picture of me it's not because i'm being bitchy and stubborn it's because if i see that picture i will seriously feel so bad about myself and think i am the ugliest thing on earth

Wow Didn't Expect To Be This Personally Attacked

funny rnadom memes and tweets | My phone, keys and wallet running super late Lets Split Up Gang! fred from the scooby gang. tweet by KentingtonC saying Eat rich and being Marxist showing up job interview at corporation so won't die starvation: good janet bad janet from the good place

Memes & Shitposts For Mood-Improving Purposes

Funny Twitter memes entitled "The Cooking, The Face" where people put up a picture of something they've cooked next to a picture of their face | chuuslip cooking face (saw this on tl and thought cute dhdkdhdkdk) photo of a shirtless guy and photo of a pan with some dish being cooked

'The Cooking, The Face' Memes Roast Amateur, Overconfident Chefs

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Funny tweet that reads, "I drew a ninja" above a blank image

Stealthy

Funny meme, villagers, shrek, funny tweet about michigan guys who look like the villagers from shrek.

True

awkward Oblivious Woman In A Cafe | tweet by LittleCecil2 so, l'm sat busy cafe reading book with cup tea and pastry and lady sat opposite engrossed her newspaper has just taken bite my pastry. will update

Embarrassing Twitter Story About An Oblivious Woman In A Cafe Is All Of Us

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Funny tweet that reads, "Took me eleven minutes to do that thing I've been avoiding for three months: a memoir"

My Life In A Nutshell

funny meme, funny tweet, angry dolphin drawing, old drawing of dolphin, twitter | look how made this dolphin is

This dolphin is SO mad.

funny tweet about accepting compliments, hard to accept compliments, funny memes, relatable | do i like being complimented: yes. do i know how to respond to compliments: no. does it make me wish people would never compliment me: yes. do i seek validation nonetheless: yes. do i ever truly believe the compliment: no. do i still need compliments: yes.

Relatable

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Funny Twitter thread about how a doctor would deliver a defibrillator to a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part?

Doctor Tries To Figure Out Where To Put A Defibrillator On A Centaur

Funny tweet that reads, "Woke up late for the 5,748th day in a row"

I'm Out Of Excuses At This Point

Funny tweet that reads, "Quit side-eyeing my Santa hat. I once left my tree up til April."

Don't Judge Me, Jerk

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funny random memes, funny tweets, relatable memes, relatable tweets | spongebob meme Professor: Attendence isn't requ- Half class: IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT. Bomboclaat Dad Remind Message Decline Accept toju_lad Conversation will be 42 seconds max

Tasty Memes To Fulfill Your Time-Wasting Dreams

Funny tweet that reads, "In case you ever think your roommate is dumb...let me one-up you" above photos of a pot that had melted on the stove

About Time For A One-Bedroom Apartment

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