funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweet about a skeleton coming home, being scared, warming up to family, as though the skeleton is a pet | Jesse McLaren @McJesse He was so terrified when we brought him home 2 days ago, now he's a member of the family

Awww

Funny meme about seeing a lizard at 7-11 named marvin | ELEUEII Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett • ld v this morning at 7-eleven i saw a lizard next to the coffee maker and the cashier said "no worries that's just marvin, he likes the smell" 0 342 45.5K 250K < 7-Eleven e @7eleven • 3h Oh no! Can you DM us with the store location you visited so we can check in on Marvin? Thank you! 132 0 686 < Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett

Protect Marvin At All Costs

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Funny twitter meme: a relationship should be 50/50, dating, relatable | Jodi Arias OnlyFans @saintknives a relationship should be 50/50. your partner rejects all of your tv show suggestions, you reject all of their tv show suggestions.

'A Relationship Should Be 50/50' Tweets Poke Fun At Dating Dynamics

tweet by caroline doyle @cdOy13 turns out three men talking at the same time is my least favorite sound 2020 presidential debate Donald Trump Joe Biden

How 'Bout That Debate?

Funny random memes | kylie @kylie2420 customers come 6 hours before closing Squidward spongebob squarepants | trying insert my card drive through ATM baby yoda struggling to reach

Dumb And Random Memes For The Burnt-Out

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Funny tweet about being a lizard instead of having to deal with real life and knowing what foot pics are | normal guy parody account @urvillageidiot you wake up. you're still a lizard sunning on a red rock. it was all a dream. the concept of selling "feet pics" to pay back "student loans" is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them. time to eat a

God I Wish That Were Me

Funny tweets and response to TikTok McDonald's proposal | person in a face mask kneeling down in a fast food restaurant | Laughing Leo DiCaprio when he have time to make the heart rose petals

TikTok McDonald's Proposal Is A Perfect Example Of Wholesome Cringe

Funny tweet about actually getting enough sleep and waking up well-rested | maggie mull @infinitesimull Can you even imagine getting in bed and then easily falling asleep and then waking up feeling rested and then having a good day and then doing it again

Impossible

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funny tweets, twitter memes, funny, ryan reynolds tweets, deadpool, vancity reynolds, parenting tweets | Ryan Reynolds Follow @VancityReynolds Damn 's hard letting infant daughter go somewhere alone first time total mess dropping her off at Burning Man.

Quality Twitter Gems From Ryan Reynolds

funny tweets, funny memes, relationships, dating, streaming | caitlin @hello_caitlin 0k I'm stoned but this seems like a good idea: what if there was an app that both you and your partner have where you both swipe right or left on movies that are on your streaming services and when you find a match it lets you know

INVEST

Funny tweets about the Midwest | WIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE Where are Names biggest city live by bc 's not worth explaining where actually

Fifteen Amusing Midwestern Tweets In Honor Of The Flyover States

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LOL

Funny tweet that reads, "You never see Brian May and Isaac Newton in the same room, do you?" above a photo of Brian May next to a painting of Isaac Newton

Is This The Real Life...?

funny tweet Line Art Lionheart @notalogin People who say go big or go home seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it's literally my only goal for most of the day

It Me

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funny tweet about hurricanes having the same names as waffle house waitstaff | Peter Revello @peter_revello We got a whole Waffle House waitstaff brewing in the atlantic

Hey Y'all

Funny tweet that reads, "New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28 years old and works in IT"

So Sad :(

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