funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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tweet by caroline doyle @cdOy13 turns out three men talking at the same time is my least favorite sound 2020 presidential debate Donald Trump Joe Biden

How 'Bout That Debate?

Funny random memes | kylie @kylie2420 customers come 6 hours before closing Squidward spongebob squarepants | trying insert my card drive through ATM baby yoda struggling to reach

Dumb And Random Memes For The Burnt-Out

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Funny tweet about being a lizard instead of having to deal with real life and knowing what foot pics are | normal guy parody account @urvillageidiot you wake up. you're still a lizard sunning on a red rock. it was all a dream. the concept of selling "feet pics" to pay back "student loans" is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them. time to eat a

God I Wish That Were Me

Funny tweets and response to TikTok McDonald's proposal | person in a face mask kneeling down in a fast food restaurant | Laughing Leo DiCaprio when he have time to make the heart rose petals

TikTok McDonald's Proposal Is A Perfect Example Of Wholesome Cringe

Funny tweet about actually getting enough sleep and waking up well-rested | maggie mull @infinitesimull Can you even imagine getting in bed and then easily falling asleep and then waking up feeling rested and then having a good day and then doing it again

Impossible

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funny tweets, twitter memes, funny, ryan reynolds tweets, deadpool, vancity reynolds, parenting tweets | Ryan Reynolds Follow @VancityReynolds Damn 's hard letting infant daughter go somewhere alone first time total mess dropping her off at Burning Man.

Quality Twitter Gems From Ryan Reynolds

funny tweets, funny memes, relationships, dating, streaming | caitlin @hello_caitlin 0k I'm stoned but this seems like a good idea: what if there was an app that both you and your partner have where you both swipe right or left on movies that are on your streaming services and when you find a match it lets you know

INVEST

Funny tweets about the Midwest | WIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE Where are Names biggest city live by bc 's not worth explaining where actually

Fifteen Amusing Midwestern Tweets In Honor Of The Flyover States

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funny tweet about girls on social media craziest woman birthday sarah

LOL

Funny tweet that reads, "You never see Brian May and Isaac Newton in the same room, do you?" above a photo of Brian May next to a painting of Isaac Newton

Is This The Real Life...?

funny tweet Line Art Lionheart @notalogin People who say go big or go home seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it's literally my only goal for most of the day

It Me

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funny tweet about hurricanes having the same names as waffle house waitstaff | Peter Revello @peter_revello We got a whole Waffle House waitstaff brewing in the atlantic

Hey Y'all

Funny tweet that reads, "New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28 years old and works in IT"

So Sad :(

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Guess the place?" above an image of a girl appearing to be on vacation somewhere; someone comments below, "Window XP?"

So Beautiful

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funny twitter thread about the dolphin minds of people with adhd | Thread DREADpirate Shannon @3TrackMind79 sure there's fancy scientific name but prefer call Dolphin Mind guarantee most everyone on #TeamADHD knows this feeling. Here's looks like NTs lovely pond. NT: Yeah s nice always wanted nunchucks. | DREADpirate Shannon @3TrackMind79 reality, here's our Dolphin Minds do Out Loud lovely pond my Head: Oh hey, there's turtle! MimH: LOVE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. MimH: But who's best? MimH:

Twitter Thread Explains The 'Dolphin Mind' Of People With ADHD

funny tweet about how good shakira looks in her 40s

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8-year-old boy helps overwhelmed server at an understaffed restaurant, mom beams with pride: 'I've been trying to teach my kid about kindness and empathy…'

8-year-old boy helps overwhelmed server at an understaffed restaurant, mom beams with pride: 'I've been trying to teach my kid about kindness and empathy…'

Employee leaves company after 12 years, manager tells him the company would've created any job he wanted if he had asked for it: 'Why tell me now, as I'm leaving, that my dream job was supposedly in the works?'

Employee leaves company after 12 years, manager tells him the company would've created any job he wanted if he had asked for it: 'Why tell me now, as I'm leaving, that my dream job was supposedly in the works?'

Mom sends unwanted son to work on foreign farm, resulting in him making a fortune through hard work, he refuses to share the profit with the family: ‘Make your own money’

Mom sends unwanted son to work on foreign farm, resulting in him making a fortune through hard work, he refuses to share the profit with the family: ‘Make your own money’

Company bans employees from working from home on Fridays because the office felt empty: 'I’m commuting an hour each way again purely for vibes.'

Company bans employees from working from home on Fridays because the office felt empty: 'I’m commuting an hour each way again purely for vibes.'

Successful businessman refuses to give half his fortune to his farmer brother after a lifetime of his family favoring his brother: 'I was sending money home regularly.'

Successful businessman refuses to give half his fortune to his farmer brother after a lifetime of his family favoring his brother: 'I was sending money home regularly.'

Managers rejects employee's 2 week's notice, tells them 2 weeks starts after they hire a replacement: 'That's how someone tries to squeeze free labor out of you while shopping for your replacement'

Managers rejects employee's 2 week's notice, tells them 2 weeks starts after they hire a replacement: 'That's how someone tries to squeeze free labor out of you while shopping for your replacement'

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