funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweets about the Midwest | WIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE Where are Names biggest city live by bc 's not worth explaining where actually

Fifteen Amusing Midwestern Tweets In Honor Of The Flyover States

funny tweet about girls on social media craziest woman birthday sarah

LOL

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Funny tweet that reads, "You never see Brian May and Isaac Newton in the same room, do you?" above a photo of Brian May next to a painting of Isaac Newton

Is This The Real Life...?

funny tweet Line Art Lionheart @notalogin People who say go big or go home seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it's literally my only goal for most of the day

It Me

funny tweet about hurricanes having the same names as waffle house waitstaff | Peter Revello @peter_revello We got a whole Waffle House waitstaff brewing in the atlantic

Hey Y'all

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Funny tweet that reads, "New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28 years old and works in IT"

So Sad :(

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Guess the place?" above an image of a girl appearing to be on vacation somewhere; someone comments below, "Window XP?"

So Beautiful

funny twitter thread about the dolphin minds of people with adhd | Thread DREADpirate Shannon @3TrackMind79 sure there's fancy scientific name but prefer call Dolphin Mind guarantee most everyone on #TeamADHD knows this feeling. Here's looks like NTs lovely pond. NT: Yeah s nice always wanted nunchucks. | DREADpirate Shannon @3TrackMind79 reality, here's our Dolphin Minds do Out Loud lovely pond my Head: Oh hey, there's turtle! MimH: LOVE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. MimH: But who's best? MimH:

Twitter Thread Explains The 'Dolphin Mind' Of People With ADHD

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funny tweet about how good shakira looks in her 40s

Attacked

Funny random memes | evie alkin @eviealk Work home March vs September | Someone punched wall men's washroom and staff framed Fragile Masaulinity Artist Unknown 2018 Fngle meoalindy -Atist nknn 2018

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Funny memes about parenting, kids | kid makes friend at park, but now stuck talking parents am uncomfortable dog | After 3,456,358th Mom, look at day OverheardMother

Parenting Memes And Tweets For Moms And Dads Who Can't Catch A Break

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funny tweet about steve carrell at an auction | LMAO my parents were at a charity auction last night and one of the items was dinner for 10 with Steve Carrell. Steve Carrell showed up undercover and outbid everyone with $31,000. Now some charity gets 31K and Steve Carrell doesn't have to hang out with strangers. win win.

King Shit

Depressing memes, self-deprecating memes, anxiety memes, funny tweets, twitter memes, relatable memes and tweets | girlsclothes do people their twentys do except go grocery store grace-has-forgiveness sometimes lie bed paralyzed by knowledge life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable asgarddropout and then go get snacks | Are night person or morning person at night morning screaming screaming begins again possum

Slightly Sad Memes And Tweets Filled With Self-Deprecation

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "If anyone is planning any illegal activities tonight let me know. I love doing crimes"

Absolutely Nothing Suspicious To See Here

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Funny tweet about how americans are super paranoid about working constantly or being out of touch, europeans go on vacation and don't care at all, detached

Accurate

funny tweet about doing planks exercise makes time slower

True

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