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Dude Receives Escort's Old Number & Gets A Lot Of Interesting Texts

When an auto broker named from Scottsdale, Arizona, received a new phone number, he also received some new friends thanks to the number's former owner. Turns out that Kurt's new digits used to belong to an escort, and she seemed to have been in high demand. Customers of working girl Jaz repeatedly tried to get in touch with the sex worker, and Kurt had to let 'em all down via text. Hopefully the calls and messages are starting to die down, or he's going to have an interesting and annoying 2020. 

Funny story about a man named kurt from scottsdale arizona who receives a number that used to belong to an escort | Jaz Alan. Hi Alan! Sorry didn't reply been really busy with my career Hi my friend. Really busy with escort career golfing now so if don't respond immediately 's why know busy but l've been wanting see long time if ever available. Hope doing well! l'd love see again Well, ask and shall receive, Alan! Escort career Eek think there's misunderstanding between us, Al My name is Kurt
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Fourteen Hilarious Text Messages From Clever People

You know it's a true friendship when you can send your friend really bizarre text messages like these. Some of them are so clever that we really wish we had thought of them. But alas, we'll never be this clever.

Funny and clever text message exchanges
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21 Drunk & Morning After Texts That Are As Dubious As They Are Entertaining

It's been almost a decade since people started enjoying the schadenfreude and humor of reading drunk texts, but this sht just doesn't get old. And fortunately for all of us, until we all need to be certified sober to send texts, there will be an endless amount of wild and hilarious exchanges. 

Warning: some of these *might be falsified, but we're gonna let that slide because they're still funny as hell.

Funny drunk texts and texts from the morning after.
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23 Cringey Texts From Exes Who Probably Should've Been Blocked

Modern technology is amazing. We can order delivery from our phones, keep in touch with our far-off loved ones, and even keep track of our wayward children. We're also given the option to completely cut ties with people who have broken our hearts and treated us poorly. So why on earth do we let these people continue to harass us? Here are a bunch of texts that might remind you to use that blocking feature next time they try to use or abuse you.

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Dude's Attempt At Trolling Dom Will Make You Cringe Like Crazy

It's not crazy for people to try to troll gold-digging women - this guy just really missed the mark. Instead of trolling a con-woman he attempts to make a fool out of a dominatrix that is quite explicit about her intentions. And he seriously, seriously, misses the mark. If there's a troll university he needs to get himself there, stat.

Guy tries to troll dominatrix and fails, cringe.
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Drunk Dude Group-Texts His Exes On Christmas, Sparking Hilariously Mad Drama

This dude had some major guts to text all of his exes at once - and on Christmas of all days. Revel in this ridiculous text story that turns into some juicy-ass drama!

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13 Hilariously Petty Memes & Texts

Ever just find yourself feeling extra petty? The fine folks at Thunder Dungeon know that feel, and have summed it up in this deliciously meme-y form.

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