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24 People Who Are The Champions Of Cringe

Do you ever come across a screenshot of a text or comment that makes you feel like you just stepped on a lego? We just winced our way through r/cringetopia and r/insanepeopleonfacebook to check out the latest masters of mortification. To be fair, not all of them are that bad. We can't be too hard on someone who never learned how to properly eat chicken wings. But damn, some of these people should really just log off. Be warned: these painful displays of cringe elevated us to new levels of facepalming.

Cringe Memes, Dank Memes, Funny Memes, Funny Comments, Facepalm, Epic Fail, Facebook Comments | Hewwo Do have giwlfwiend Owo Nope Hehehe *curls up ball and pisses own mouth while making direct eye contact | stuffed Imao completely demolished these wings
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25 Cringey 'Nice Girls' Who Are Blind To Their Own Entitlement

You've heard of those toxic 'nice guys,' well guess what? 'Nice girls' exist too, and they're cringey AF. Anyone who takes a scroll through r/niceguys or r/nicegirls will leave feeling like the world is just a cesspool of self-entitled assholes tangled in an endless, toxic cycle of cruelty. May these examples of cringey not-so-nice girls be a reminder to everyone that trust, communication, and mutual respect are an invaluable part of any kind of relationship. 

mean people, nice girls, reddit, text messages, cringe, wtf, relationships, entitled, toxic, relationships, funny texts, instagram, social media | glad are ok with body but maybe person get into relationship with isn't. She says she is but she would really like be on beach with her buff man showing his gorgeous body but she can't not saying this upset just food thought think are wonderful young man. | going speak calmly as everything say is taken wrong way. Yes use caps lock maybe little too
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33 Wannabe Hackers Who Aren't Fooling Anyone

r/masterhacker is a treasure trove of cringey and hilarious examples of wannabe hackers trying their best to intimidate people online with empty threats, seeking advice that betrays their naivety, and straight up asking people for their IP addresses so they can hack them. We've got a bunch of amusing screenshots and memes about the sort of person who whispers 'I'm in' to themselves after using a Windows command prompt to identify an IP address. Be sure to check out r/masterhacker for more of this content.

hackers, cringe, anonymous, funny comments, funny texts, programmers, coding, facepalm, fail, memes, funny memes, internet, discord, reddit | Good see Monstercat Official. Today at 10:30 PM Monstercat Official Today at 10:30 PM hi im ethical hacker can have permission hack this server heloooo | 12 year olds after using hacker simulator they found on google search:
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25 Memes & Tweets About Funny Family Affairs

We love little tidbits about family life because everyone's experiences are so different but also pretty relatable. We've got a bunch of fun tweets about the woes of parenting, weird texts from parents, and memes about silly dad quirks, like when they stand in the middle of the living room watching a movie and refuse to sit down because they haven't fully committed yet. What's up with that? If you enjoy these hilarious slices of family life, you should really check out @neatdad and @radmom on Instagram for more fam content. 

wholesome memes, funny memes, relatable memes, family, funny tweets, twitter, dads, moms, funny texts | have children are demands? Are crazy? This is day care closed at 5 come get these kids! dam trippin! omw Delivered | cabs @cambreezyyyy 1 year ago today drunk texted my grandmother her birthday grandma georgina iMessage Today HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM GETTING LIT BOTH US wOO YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM only bad bitches make 84 real talk
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23 Times Moms Were Merciless Trolls

Motherhood is anything but a walk in the park. While the responsibility of raising a human being (or three) seems to have its emotional rewards, we can't help but imagine that it's exhausting, and occasionally soul-crushing. These child-rearers, however, seem to cope with that parenting roller coaster via savage senses of humor. We're here for it. 

Funny moms, troll moms, texting with moms, parenting, mom memes | Details Mom Messages Crystal CLEAR/CLAIR Cristal KUST-OLEUM NeverWet OUTDOOR FABRIC TISSUS D'EXTERIEUR Ok Like girlfriend Lol | owlmylove: charlottelabouff: Remember temporarily blind and my mom took shopping but got lost parking lot and ended up confused and hole and she just took pictures instead helping
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18 Amusing Moments Of Drunken Stupidity

It's perfectly normal to decompress with a cocktail or beer (or three) but sometimes people take it too far. This can lead to, at best, a brutal hangover - or at worst, a hangover paired with the embarrassment of having done something extremely stupid while under the influence. These people are definitely fall into the latter category.

Funny drunk texts, drinking, alcohol, funny memes, texting, booze, stupid people | where are left early Sorry couldn't stay longer wtf where are going going home are kidding come back drunk don't worry called an uber drank at place Oh Where am going | PresidentPrince @Princegeee_ My girl is drunk woke up 12 missed calls and texts saying she's crying so obviously mad worried so called her make sure everything straight she's crying cos her friend took bite her burger Muyi @kingmxyi 19h ok everyone
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A Fresh Batch Of 46 Superb Memes and Tweets

We've got a little bit of something for everyone in this hilarious mix of memes and tweets. We literally could not stop laughing through these top-tier gems as we repeatedly smashed that 'save' button. The whole experience was exactly like a good workout. Let's see how many memes you can lift! Sit back, relax, and scroll away. 

Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Hilarious Memes, Funny Tweets, Relatable Memes | Ebrahim Aseem @EbrahimAseem Instead asking pic her body ask pic book she's reading. Buy text her pic Have book club date converse. Turn pages her mind. iMessage Today 4:19 PM Good morning beautiful book are reading today book are reading, so can read together <3 Delivered Bitch ain't reading book | Bride leaves empty seat her dead son, can't hold back tears she sees who shows up O Goodfullness
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22 Texts From The Beautiful & Messy World Of Parenting

Parenting is a lot of things, but it sure as hell ain't glamorous. These texts manage to capture the laughs, the exhaustion, and the poopy truths of raising children. We just hope they don't trigger you too much.

Funny parenting texts | Just found this freezer Elsa from Frozen | Dang Eleanor not going let eat raisins nakey anymore if keep putting them butt s real thing said tonight. Lol
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Young College Student Mystified By Tales Of School Before The Internet

As millennials on the older side of the generation, we were actually lucky to have experienced life before the internet was used for everything. It's definitely built character and probably lent us a little extra resourcefulness. Sometimes we feel like our grandparents talking about walking a mile in the snow to school when we talk about the days before smartphones, and this little text exchange between a post-millennial and an older, wiser person will show you exactly why. 

Funny texts about how people went to college before email | did any college work before email? Like did do? If class were cancelled, or there mistake on homework Lol- had walk over room and there would be note on door if at 8 am FACEPALM
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Wrong Number Texts That Were Hilariously Happy Accidents

It's not very nice to laugh at other peoples' misfortunes, but these wrong number texts are innocent enough that we feel justified chuckling at 'em. As wrong number exchanges go, these are massively entertaining cases of mistaken identity, filled with wholesomeness, sass, and a whole lot of confusion.

wrong number text messages | Mom wants you to call her Who is this Andrea Wrong number and you got me in an unnecessary 30 min conversation with my mother so thank you for that. Thinkin about those tight nipples I think you've got the wrong number But you've got me really concerned about my nipples. Sorry
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Dude Receives Escort's Old Number & Gets A Lot Of Interesting Texts

When an auto broker named from Scottsdale, Arizona, received a new phone number, he also received some new friends thanks to the number's former owner. Turns out that Kurt's new digits used to belong to an escort, and she seemed to have been in high demand. Customers of working girl Jaz repeatedly tried to get in touch with the sex worker, and Kurt had to let 'em all down via text. Hopefully the calls and messages are starting to die down, or he's going to have an interesting and annoying 2020. 

Funny story about a man named kurt from scottsdale arizona who receives a number that used to belong to an escort | Jaz Alan. Hi Alan! Sorry didn't reply been really busy with my career Hi my friend. Really busy with escort career golfing now so if don't respond immediately 's why know busy but l've been wanting see long time if ever available. Hope doing well! l'd love see again Well, ask and shall receive, Alan! Escort career Eek think there's misunderstanding between us, Al My name is Kurt
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Fourteen Hilarious Text Messages From Clever People

You know it's a true friendship when you can send your friend really bizarre text messages like these. Some of them are so clever that we really wish we had thought of them. But alas, we'll never be this clever.

Funny and clever text message exchanges
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21 Drunk & Morning After Texts That Are As Dubious As They Are Entertaining

It's been almost a decade since people started enjoying the schadenfreude and humor of reading drunk texts, but this sht just doesn't get old. And fortunately for all of us, until we all need to be certified sober to send texts, there will be an endless amount of wild and hilarious exchanges. 

Warning: some of these *might be falsified, but we're gonna let that slide because they're still funny as hell.

Funny drunk texts and texts from the morning after.
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