We're not sure if it's just changing times or people are getting bolder and funnier, but these are not the school presentations we remember! They're ballsy, irreverent, and self-deprecating perfection - and we think they all deserve an "A."
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Every now and then I'll be walking around, minding my own business, going about my boring life, when someone does something so overwhelmingly stupid I need at least a few minutes to recover. It's so easy to forget that we share the world with stupid people. These moments and photos are a reminder that you should never give people too much credit. They'll disappoint you.
If there's one thing kids have no lack of, it's imagination. Hell, they create entire languages with one another. So when @Jon_Bois asked his Twitter followers to share "the most outrageous lie another kid ever told you when you were a kid," the results, while incredibly entertaining, were hardly surprising to us. Of course a kid would tell his friends he spent his absent days fighting Shredder of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fame. And of course people believed him. Imaginative and gullible kids are truly a blessing to the the world. And here's a crap load of their amusing lies in one convenient place.
Ever have it out with someone (either seriously or in good fun) and think of the perfect comeback hours later when you're in the shower? Happens to us all the time. These clever souls didn't have to suffer like that - they came up with some seriously smart sh*t at just the right moment. Salute.
We don't take pleasure in laughing at the misfortunes of others - unless they're relatively harmless, of course. This batch of f*ck ups, design fails, and baking disasters is exactly the kind of schadenfreude we're okay with.
We here at Memebase aren't into bullying, and avoid confrontation, but damn do we enjoy these brutal insults vicariously. This batch of burns is creative, bitingly funny, and sometimes even cringey. But we have to hand it to the brave and imaginative souls responsible for these roasts.
We're all living for a relatively short time, and if you're "doing it right" you make the most of your time with the land of the living. All of these creative, funny, and enterprising folks made sure that they went out with as much of a bang as they caused in their conscious time on the planet. These gravestones are the perfect mix of dark humor, cleverness, and even some wholesome dessert recipes.
If you've ever been on Tumblr you probably know that it's a wild world of laughs, nerding out, and once, porn. While there's a lot of very specific fangirl/boying about everything from K-Pop to Harry Potter, there's still some humor that pretty much anyone can enjoy. This super-sized batch of Tumblr posts aims to please the masses.
Thank goodness it is finally Friday! I don't know about the rest of you, but as we get older every work week feels more and more torturous. The only respite we find is via scrolling the internet for stupid memes and pictures that might elicit a slight chuckle from our weary bodies. Yeah, #FirstWorldProblems, But what of it? These memesnever hurt anyone. And they might help YOU.
Ever have those days where you want something to do but you don't want actually think? That's when we start to re-watch The Office for the sixth time and zone out on our phones. This selection of memes and tweets is perfect for anyone looking to mindlessly scroll through content while pretending to do something like watching tv or catching up on work. We got you.
Picking a card for a loved one, whether it's for a joyous or somber occasion, is generally an activity of thoughtfulness. While there are some exceptions, most of these people seem to be lacking in the empathy department. The cards range from hilariously obviousmuck-ups to seemingly painstakingly purposeful pranks, but they're all worthy of a smile and maybe a chuckle.
We've all heard of catfishing - but right now the internet is abuzz with the phrase "cockfishing." The term is exactly what it sounds like: a word for when men grossly misrepresent the size of their manhood in the hopes of ensnaring a sexual partner. It's mean, it's immoral, and thanks to the iPhone 11's wide mode, easier than ever. And dudes are excited. Since the phone's announcement, folks on twitter have been responding quite favorably to the way wide mode makes a phallic shape (in this case, an innocent banana) look way longer than it actually is. It's been such a hot topic that we urge the cock-inclined to be careful when judging by a dick pic. Some things may not be as they seem.
These amazing "book covers" from @storyofmyfuckinglife are pure, unadulterated and relatable gold! If you've thought your "story" was too boring to be told, you thought wrong. These Instagram comics cover everything from the pleasures of petty work emails to desperately needing to drink water. We feel pretty damn seen.
