So inquisitive

It's about to be that time of the year. That blessed time when kids go back to school and moms and dads everywhere can finally have a moment of peace. I'm not saying this to imply that all parents hate summer vacation and the time with their children that comes with it. However, by August, summer vacation can get a bit tedious for the parents and the kids. You've exhausted every fun summer activity idea that you foolishly thought would fill the time at the beginning of the summer. Your kids hav…

Mom and dad need a vacation from the family vacation.

Revenge is best served 20 years later

Poor tooth fairy

Thanks a lot, kid

It's weird how your relationship with your parents changes once you have kids. Before you get the job of mommy or daddy , you think you understand why your parents made the choices they did, and you have strong opinions about said choices. Once you have kids, those opinions completely change. You start to understand why your parents were the way they were during your childhood. When you're getting the kind of sleep you get when you have a baby, you understand why your mom didn't want to play wi…

School is out, do you know where your parent friends are?

Kids are such naturals

But actually... How ARE you supposed to respond??

I stand in solidarity with the wine mom community . During the pandemic, I was close to becoming one myself. From January to April of 2021, I would go to my local corner store every Friday and buy a bottle of strawberry-flavored Barefoot wine. If that sounds like trashy college kid wine, you would be 100% correct. At the time, I thought buying screw-cap wine was so mature as opposed to one of those giant cans of peach-flavored Mikes Hard Lemonades. I usually wouldn't consume the whole bottle in…

It's not too late to change the name

Sometimes you just gotta put the kids to bed and doom scroll memes.

He's just like Calvin with the Crisco

Just a little advice: 9 times out of 10 it's about food...

So "fun"