Far too relatable

Back to school, back to tweets

Back to school isn't all that it's cracked up to be

It costs how much per month?

Never thought I'd have to clean permanent marker off of a dog

Parenting is sort of like the Olympics. Keeps you awake during odd hours, makes you care about things you never knew existed, and gives you good small-talk content

Kids say the darndest things

Parenting 24/7

Putting myself in a time out to read these

When does school start again?

Today is the day you let your kid play with fireworks. Just kidding, unless…

If I have to hear one more CoComelon song...

Parenting is a job that never stops

Good luck finding those names on a keychain

Parenting isn't for the faint of heart

Real parenting mode activated