Dogs don't know how good they have it. They're on vacation 24/7 except for the few minutes when they clock in to do their job barking at the squirrel across the street. They get to do almost everything they want to. They can nap when they want, chase their tail when they want, and jump up on someone's lap when they want. Oh, to be a tiny dog in the lap of a large human. We humans don't get to experience that joy, there are no creatures who dote on us in that way. It would be like if Bigfoot was…