Life is a Jenga game, and I'm gonna play it all night long

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In New York City, rats are the kings of the vermin world . They run rampant on the streets, in train stations, and, if you're an unlucky renter, in your apartment. I see a rat scamper across the street more often than not when I'm coming home when it's dark out. They know how much power they have, and they're not afraid to show it. In other areas of the U.S., rats are a much rarer sight. This is true even in other cities; New York is kind of the only one that has a substantial rat population. I…

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Better than cable

This week, the northeastern United States has been hit with an impenetrable wave of smoke and smog. Apparently, that silly little country up north decided it would be cute to have a couple of wildfires, and now I can't stop sneezing! If you're on the New York City side of Twitter, I'm sure you've seen countless photos of the city looking like a sepia-tone disaster movie, and I can affirm that the pictures are not an exaggeration. I know that Californians have seen it all before, but this is all…

Ruff

I wonder if there are any people who fully believe, without a shred of doubt, that they are normal . I'm walking around at all times, wondering if I'm completely socially inept, and I know that there must be some people who don't feel that way. To normies, I say, "Good for you." The people who talk about how being normal is boring annoy me because there's no way they radically accept everyone for exactly who they are. There is a very specific way you are socially allowed to be a freak, and if y…

You've gotta bee kidding me

To eat meat or to not eat meat; that is the question. As Thanksgiving comes and goes this weekend, it's natural that dietary needs and restrictions come up as topics for debate. Some animal fans think being a vegetarian or a vegan is a requirement for being an animal lover . Others believe that since animals kill and eat each other, and because human beings are animals themselves, eating meat is a non-issue. I think we can all agree that the way the meat industry treats and kills animals is not…

Got that dawg in him

"Why so serious?" This is not only a quote from the greatest Batman villain of all time (sorry, Riddler) but an important question we must ask ourselves often. Why do we take everything so seriously, even though we don't need to? Boomers talk a lot of smack about Gen Z being too self-righteous and serious, but this is a problem that every generation deals with. Everybody is too serious! We were not put on this earth to yell at waitresses for having to wait 35 minutes to be seated. Things on Twi…

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