He has several coworkers who live in Minnesota

From a salt rim margarita on the beach, to the most bizarre assault charges—that's Florida for ya, baby!

So bleak

The man, the myth, the legend

Florida memes that'll gear up your gator for hurricane Idalia

Cali kids don't know how to act during a Hurriquake

Americans, if someone was planning to travel abroad to the United States, what advice would you give them? If it were me, I'd recommend that they avoid tourist traps completely. If they were planning to stay in New York, they should avoid Times Square at all costs. It's expensive, overcrowded, and interesting for all of two minutes. Also, don't go to Ohio . That being said, I'm not a tour guide. I can speak for where I've lived and that’s only three states. I don't know the first thing about Fl…

Oh, Florida. Perhaps one of the best states In America. Beautiful beaches, warm weather, incredible cities, and Disneyland. The perfect location for a family vacation or a peaceful retirement. Best of all, its population consists of some of this country's most unhinged individuals. Now, Florida gets a lot of hate. It’s become a meme to dunk on the state as if it’s one of the worst places to exist. I don’t necessarily agree with all the hate it gets. It is a genuinely great place to visit. I can…

What's next? Chet?!

That is a lot of money

Ohio is the new Florida– change my mind.

Who says that crime can't be funny? There are so many boring arrests made every day that journalists can't help but take notice when an amusing one comes about. There's some guy who, at present, is looking through arrest records to find the hard-hitting story of an extremely wacky guy. And boy howdy, do they find them. Not all news stories with wacky headlines have to do with arrests. There are so many strange daily incidents that are funny, inspiring, or just plain stupid that have nothing to…

I am a Southerner, but I'm kind of not a Southerner. If you ask a Northerner, they'd probably say I'm a Southerner because I'm from Texas. However, ask a Southerner or a Texan, and they'll probably be singing a different tune. Even though I'm technically not a Southerner, growing up in Texas gave me many quintessential Southern experiences . If anyone tells me that they think 90-degree weather is hot, it takes a lot for me to keep my mouth shut. I am also a fierce lover of chicken fried steak.…

Life is but an Exxon Mobil roller dog on a conveyor belt...

Longtime Floridians get it.

They aren't scared 'til it's a category 11