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Though it's been a while since we last covered the antics of "Florida Man," the meme is still very much alive. Just take it from President Barack Obama, who namechecked the meme during his speech at FIU this past Saturday. After criticizing the current president's penchant for insulting his opponents and suggesting people inject bleach, Obama proceeded to roast Donald Trump:

"That's not normal behavior. Florida. You wouldn't tolerate it from a coworker. You wouldn't tolerate it from a high school principal. You wouldn't tolerate it from a coach. You won't tolerate it from a family member. Florida man wouldn't even do this stuff."

While some may find the joke to be a tasteless mockery of Floridians, most of us know that the meme is in good fun. Who doesn't enjoy reading about ludicrous, imaginative crimes that almost seem fake? Sensitive dullards, that's who. For everyone else, we've put together a solid roundup  of fresh Floridian insanity, with the help of @daily.florida.man. If you're looking for more, we suggest following the account. We're willing to bet Florida Man won't be calming down anytime soon.  

Residents of Florida really make it easy to make fun of the sunny southern state. We mean no disrespect, but these Florida Man headlines and dragging memes are endlessly entertaining. Florida is kind of like that little brother that you love but can't help but poke fun at. If you like these memes and headlines, follow @floridapeoplegonewild. The account is a veritable treasure trove of hilarious insanity.

We've asked this before and we're gonna ask it again: what the actual f*ck is in Florida's water supply? Like, is it some sort of radioactive sh*t? Florida Man might as well be the name of a superhero at this point - a superhero that does absolutely nothing useful but entertain us.

We hope all of you Floridians are staying safe before Hurricane Dorian is expected to make landfall as a category 4 storm on Monday. In the mean time, when a sh*tty situation strikes, why not try to make the best of it? Apart from getting the eff out of the Hurricane's pathway, there are always memes to calm those nerves for a bit!

Florida, this is why we can't have nice things. You just keep effing it up for the rest of us good law-abiding citizens who just want to go about our days without reading 150 ridiculous headlines about whatever Florida did this time. Totally kidding, we love reading about the weird sh*t that goes on there so keep it coming!

It's amazing what the geniuses who tweet can convey in just 280 characters. It's also incredible that it takes many, many less characters to convey how many stupid people have access toTwitter. We're choosing to focus on the clever, funny, and downright quirky tweets that the site has to offer. 

Bored? Going through an existential crisis? Tired of seeing people bicker about the Notre Dame fire? These tweets might be the distraction that you're looking for!

If all of the stereotypes and headlines are true, then Floridahas to be the most bizarre place on planet earth. On the bright side, it's produced some wonderfully strange memes that we can all scratch our heads at. And if any Floridians are reading this, can you please explain to us WTF is going on in your state?

Friday is swiftly approaching and the restlessness is attacking at full force. Let these memes tide you over until you can really be free.