There's no need for an Irish goodbye if you never show up

Introverts are the unicorn of every friend group

My social battery is still recharging

For those walking the road less traveled.

I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known...

For those who strut their stuff solo

Help! I'm being spontaneous!

I didn't want to come

Who has a key?

Chitchat makes me wilt

This is the 33rd weekend in a row that you've told your friends that you're "sick"

Why can I quote every movie I've ever seen, but I forget someone's name the second they tell me?

'I'll let you know' means I'm not coming

Life would be so much easier if I could mark people as spam.

There's a long history of pitting introverts against extroverts, and a long history of stereotypes about the two. Introverts are supposed to be shy, boring, and antisocial, while extroverts are obnoxiously the opposite: loud, attention-seeking and annoying socialites. According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, the actual definition of introvert is as follows: “introvert: a person whose personality is characterized by introversion : a typically reserved or quiet person who tends to be introspe…