This is the 33rd weekend in a row that you've told your friends that you're "sick"

Why can I quote every movie I've ever seen, but I forget someone's name the second they tell me?

'I'll let you know' means I'm not coming

Life would be so much easier if I could mark people as spam.

There's a long history of pitting introverts against extroverts, and a long history of stereotypes about the two. Introverts are supposed to be shy, boring, and antisocial, while extroverts are obnoxiously the opposite: loud, attention-seeking and annoying socialites. According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, the actual definition of introvert is as follows: “introvert: a person whose personality is characterized by introversion : a typically reserved or quiet person who tends to be introspe…