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Here's a hint for all the entitled a-holes in the world: if someone offers to sell you something for way under market price, either take it or get the eff out. This shouldn't be rocket science, people. But hey, on the bright side, at least these people make for a plethora of grade-A entertainment!

Getting a college education in America can completely ruin a person financially, as times just aren't what they used to be when our Baby Boomer parents were our age. This Twitter thread is depressing as hell, but highlights the reality of being in an outrageous amount of student debt.

The solution to all of this? It may be time to encourage today's high school kids not to attend traditional college and go to trade school or community college instead!

If you thought tech companies couldn't possibly release a product more stupid than Tesla's Cybertruck, you'd be wrong! Apple just released its most expensive product ever today: the Mac Pro, which has a $6,000 base price and - get this - can cost all the way up to just over $100,000 if you want the absolute most powerful Mac that money can buy. 

Purchasing the wheels alone will cost you a cool $400. Apple, you're just trolling us at this point, right? Honestly we think this computer is just some sort of weird flex for the disturbingly wealthy. 

All we're saying here is, this damn thing better turn into a flying car, or have the ability to cure cancer or some sh*t.

We don't want to say that Apple often comes out with stupid products, but Apple often comes out with stupid products. First it was the computer stand costing a cool $1,000, and then it was the Airpod that many have complained falls out of their ears. And finally, we have the Airpods Pro, which resemble a Pokemon and cost just $250! It's almost like Apple is trying to rip us off! Almost. 

What incredibly stupid product will they come up with next! Stay tuned to find out!

Move over Airpodsand make way for the newest and stupidest thing you could possibly buy with your precious, hard-earned stacks of dollar bills: the Apple Pro Stand for only $999! What does it do, you ask? Why, it holds up your newly purchased Mac Pro desktop, which costs a cool $6,000 or more! Yes, you read that correctly - the Apple Pro Stand literally...holds things up.

And to further put that price into perspective, the glorified stand costs more than an iPhone X. Just let that sink in for a minute. But hey, no one ever said that Apple products were affordable, and for that they're getting roasted by us plebs who can't afford literally any of their products!

Whole Foods, which was bought out by Amazon two years ago, announced that it will be cutting prices on many of its traditionally overpriced products. This has come as good news for many, but it's also been met with scrutiny that the products won't be as high-quality as they were in the past. 

Will the hippie supermarket soon shed its infamous nickname "Whole Paycheck"? It's hard to say, but either way, we're bringing you these memes that throw serious shade. If we're being honest, probably most of us still won't be able to afford anything they sell!