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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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Mom invites miserable uncle on son's solo trip despite his wishes: 'I was really looking forward to some solitude'
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Manager promotes all his employees except his top performer, who loses all motivation: 'He is hands down the best recruiter I've worked with among his peers.'
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Daughter refuses to help retired parents with another cash‑out refinance after years of paying their bills and cleaning up their bad financial decisions while they keep taking expensive yearly trips they cannot afford
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Company allows high-performing employees to work from home, forces everyone to return to office when underperforming employees complain: 'Because others are underperforming, we have to return to office full time.'
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Boss forces fully remote company to return to the office 5 days a week, while he works from home on Fridays without letting the rest of his team do the same: 'Leadership roles have different requirements.'
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