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Redditor Describes Ex-Husband’s Jousting Horse Debacle

There are few suckier ways to get dumped than being left for somebody else. Wondering where things went wrong is never fun, but there is one potential silver lining: learning that the person who screwed you over is getting a taste of their own medicine.

Redditor u/Hekate_Web took to r/CrazyEx to recount an especially wild case of this happening. She explained a situation with her ex-husband that she describes as "Horsegate". The story details how her husband left her for another woman, who happened to be a jouster at a renaissance festival. The new couple then decides to buy a horse on credit. What happens next sounds like a demented game of Cards Against Humanity come to life —  and serves a satisfying dose of karma to the two-timing ex.

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Twitter Users Imagine Slaying Their Exes With Just 3 Words

Picture this. You've moved on from your crappy ex. Maybe they lied and cheated. Maybe they were emotionally unavailable. Maybe they were a lazy mooch. Whatever the case, you're not friends. Now imagine that you receive a text from this reviled former lover. The text reads "I'm dating someone better than you." Personally, a message like that would probably result in an instant block. But Twitter user @EvaRebeca5 asked her followers to come up with their best 3 word comebacks to the unnecessary (and somewhat hurtful) hypothetical text messages. The responses are both hilarious and spicy, a primo exercise for anyone who has pretend arguments with their shampoo bottles in the shower. Though might not have the guts to put our ex in their place, we have nothing but respect for these people who brought the heat. We've put some of our favorite responses into this gallery, but there's loads more where these came from. 

Twitter thread about you ex texting you to say i am dating someone better than you, people come up with 3 word comebacks for the sentiment
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Drunk Dude Group-Texts His Exes On Christmas, Sparking Hilariously Mad Drama

This dude had some major guts to text all of his exes at once - and on Christmas of all days. Revel in this ridiculous text story that turns into some juicy-ass drama!

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