Letting regular people write restaurant reviews was largely a mistake. And I say this as a recovering Yelper. Before I started working in the restaurant industry, Yelp was an outlet for me. It allowed me to share my Very Important opinion with other citizens. I'd write paragraphs about a breakfast burrito, cringey raps about the best pizzeria near my office. And while I mostly wrote favorable reviews of establishments, occasionally I would go in on a spot that was disappointing in both the food…

For shame.

WTF

Dealing with Karens while waiting tables has to be one of the worst parts of the job. That's what this server had to endure when a group of Karens came into their restaurant at closing and demanded eggs Benedict without the hollandaise sauce.

Oh boy did that manager learn their lesson.

Karen and “Sarah Jessica Barker” are at it again!

At this point in time, we can't seem to keep track of all the subcultures, fads, and trendy health kicks people are getting into. But as worldly individuals, w are well aware that there are, in fact, people who refuse to wear shoes, even in public. People claim that barefoot living is just one way of living a green lifestyle and that it's better for your health. Some people go barefoot due to ailments such as diabetes, or gout. We're not sure where the dude we're about to discuss falls on the b…

Karens have been around long before we labeled them as Karens . Everyone can agree that something about an entitled, impatient, cruel, boomer white woman drives nearly everyone up a wall. I'd say the absolute worst thing about Karens is the self-centeredness they seem to all possess. They perceive everything around them that they don't like as an intentional slight directed at them specifically. How they can blow up angrily at the most banal offense is baffling. They will literally become enrag…

Many moons ago, when I was an internet-addicted high school student, I would see people with beautiful Livejournal layouts, profile photos, and backgrounds. Most were painstakingly created in Photoshop , dappled with effects that range from artfully old and coffee stained to seemingly glowing from within. The artists responsible would usually take commissions, either in the form of actual money or via trades. I could never afford such a luxury. Instead I became friends with other fan fiction en…

I can smell these posts

SMDH

Picante.

It's a very, very hard job.

Good grief.