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C.H.U.D Totally Looks Like This Egg.

Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Via Plus 5 Mace

PRISON it can be eggscruciating

EGGS contains egg

And quite frankly I find your protestations quite eggregious. - Matty Malaprop

It's a pun within a pun within a pun! EGGCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop

HUMPTY DUMPTY nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it state that he was an egg

RUN WHILE YOU CAN! Or it will love you

Lady Gaga's Egg Totally Looks Like Mork's Spaceship

It doesn't matter if you love him Or capital M-O-R-K Just put your alien hands up 'Cuz baby you were hatched this way