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C.H.U.D Totally Looks Like This Egg.

Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Via Plus 5 Mace

PRISON it can be eggscruciating

EGGS contains egg

And quite frankly I find your protestations quite eggregious. - Matty Malaprop

It's a pun within a pun within a pun! EGGCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop

HUMPTY DUMPTY nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it state that he was an egg

RUN WHILE YOU CAN! Or it will love you