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Marc Andreessen (Browser Pioneer) Totally Looks Like This Egg

Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

HORTON he's real

Face it, baby. You were born to pun. - Matty Malaprop

BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

Poachers really are just the deviled in disguise. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks to his military training, he knows never to shoot at a culprit until he sees the egg whites of their eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Don't get too cock-y though, dude. Women always send scrambled signals to guys after their first time. - Matty Malaprop