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No matter your political affiliation or opinion on cats vs. dogs, it's probably safe to say that we can all come together over wine, possibly humanity's greatest invention after the wheel. Of course, we have to remind you to drink responsibly, and only drink if you're of age because it's the law! 

All boxes checked? Great, now guzzle these memes!

We all have behaviors that we're not proud of. Some of us send drunk texts, others eat our daily allotment of calories in ten minutes. We all want someone to blame. Fortunately, thanks to 2016's Split, there's a perfect meme for dodging responsibility. In the film, directed by M. Night Shyamalan, James McAvoy plays Kevin, a man with 23 personalities. One of them is named Patricia. The rest is pretty easy to figure out. 

Because rideshare drivers come into contact with possibly hundreds of different people every week, they without a doubt have seen some SH*T. Maybe literally. But in all seriousness, can you even imagine the number of storieseach driver has about their passengers? Scroll down to see just a few examples!

Hey hey party people! If you're planning on celebrating Cinco de Mayo, we hope you have a safe and enjoyable holiday, and of course, we have to take this opportunity to remind you what the holiday is actually about: contrary to popular belief, Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican independence day, but rather the anniversary of the victorious 1862 battle of Puebla against Napoleon III's army, located southeast of Mexico City.

Today, Cinco de Mayo is celebrated in the state of Puebla, but is not much recognized in the rest of Mexico. The holiday was brought to the States as a way for Mexican immigrants to celebrate their heritage, but has since spread to include the rest of America. 

TL;DR: Cinco de Mayo is an excuse for many Americans to get drunk and eat tacos.

It's "Thirsty Thursday" and it's definitely five o'clock somewhere, so you don't have to be guilty for perusing these decidedly debaucherous memes. Added bonus? Memes don't give you an awful hangover. 

In honor of New Years Day and your inevitably awful hangover, here are some weird AF international hangover cures that you almost certainly won't ever want to try!