The pandemic has been a real downer for social life in general, but especially for those who used to frequent the local watering hole to get their fix of social engagement. It can be pretty chill to drink at home, but sometimes a low-key glass of wine and some Netflix doesn't quite hit like slamming one too many shots of tequila at the bar your friend works at. Of course, we'll always advocate drinking responsibly, but sometimes it feels damn good to let loose a little. We've got a boozy batch of intoxicating memes for anyone who's been missing the days of getting wasted with your pals.
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After discovering that the electronic lock of Xi'an Famous Foods had malfunctioned due to a power failure, two drunk Chelsea girls noodled their way in for a late-night snack. Surveillance footage shared by restaurant owner Jason Wang shows the hungry drunkards plotting to cook dumplings and lamb noodles with little success. The young woman in Gucci shoes drops a couple of frozen dumplings into cold water and attempts to 'fry' them, while the other keeps watch at the front of the shop.
After some lively drunken banter, the two start to get nervous and give up on their culinary pursuits. Gucci girl stuffs the frozen dumplings into her bag and they split. The following day, Xi'an Famous Foods posted the footage and a statement to Facebook, urging the young women to come forward and apologize. Despite having lost a day of business and a bag of dumplings, Jason Wang decided not to file a police report. Instead, he hopes that the dumpling thieves will do the right thing on their own. Good on Xi'an for having a sense of humor about the whole thing.
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We're not exaggerating when we say that 2020 made us all want to drink a little more. There are statistics to prove it. And now that 2021 is off to a great start we're kind of stuck in the same place. While alcohol might not be the answer to the year's problems or our life problems, there's something to be said about its ability to let us relax and enjoy a little peace and quiet. These drunk memes celebrate the fun sides of booze, as well as the unintentionally hilarious moments of regret that come with it.
It's perfectly normal to decompress with a cocktail or beer (or three) but sometimes people take it too far. This can lead to, at best, a brutal hangover - or at worst, a hangover paired with the embarrassment of having done something extremely stupid while under the influence. These people are definitely fall into the latter category.
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No matter your political affiliation or opinion on cats vs. dogs, it's probably safe to say that we can all come together over wine, possibly humanity's greatest invention after the wheel. Of course, we have to remind you to drink responsibly, and only drink if you're of age because it's the law!
All boxes checked? Great, now guzzle these memes!
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We all have behaviors that we're not proud of. Some of us send drunk texts, others eat our daily allotment of calories in ten minutes. We all want someone to blame. Fortunately, thanks to 2016's Split, there's a perfect meme for dodging responsibility. In the film, directed by M. Night Shyamalan, James McAvoy plays Kevin, a man with 23 personalities. One of them is named Patricia. The rest is pretty easy to figure out.
Because rideshare drivers come into contact with possibly hundreds of different people every week, they without a doubt have seen some SH*T. Maybe literally. But in all seriousness, can you even imagine the number of storieseach driver has about their passengers? Scroll down to see just a few examples!
Hey hey party people! If you're planning on celebrating Cinco de Mayo, we hope you have a safe and enjoyable holiday, and of course, we have to take this opportunity to remind you what the holiday is actually about: contrary to popular belief, Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican independence day, but rather the anniversary of the victorious 1862 battle of Puebla against Napoleon III's army, located southeast of Mexico City.
Today, Cinco de Mayo is celebrated in the state of Puebla, but is not much recognized in the rest of Mexico. The holiday was brought to the States as a way for Mexican immigrants to celebrate their heritage, but has since spread to include the rest of America.
TL;DR: Cinco de Mayo is an excuse for many Americans to get drunk and eat tacos.
