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Pic of a German shepherd wearing a sign that reads, "I have no shame, I jumped out of the car window and got into the next car because the person was eating KFC chicken"

Hope he got some chicken for his troubles

Tweet that reads, "Being a Millennial in 2018 means getting a bad Uber ride and still giving the guy five stars because you understand that this is his livelihood and you don't want to jeopardize that"

Dat Millennial Life

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Pic of a sign on the freeway that reads, "New year, new you, use your blinker"

USE IT

Caption that reads, "Y'all still pay for gas? Y'all dumb" above a pic of a gas dial that's been taped up to 'full'

Idiots

Caption that reads, "Me when I'm crossing the street and a car acts like they not gonna stop" above pics of a guy staring off into the distance

Hold Up Now

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Caption that reads, "Y'all tryna save 15% or nah" above a pic of a gecko stuck to a moving car's window

ANSWER ME HUMANS

Tweet that reads, "Aliens probably ride past earth and lock their doors"

Well, They Ain't Wrong

Caption that reads, "Screw Uber! It's Friday night! Don't drink and drive. Message me and I'll come get you in a 2000 Ford F-250 4x4, with a case of beer in a cooler in the back. blasting Skynyrd on the speakers, and I'll holler 'Hell yeah brother!' at everything you say" above a pic of a guy looking out the window of his truck

Way Better Than An Uber

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Tweet that reads, "Cars need a second, more friendly horn. Sometimes you wanna honk politely at someone"

Just A Nice Lil Beep

'Surprised Pikachu' meme with a caption that reads, "Me acting shocked when the cop tells me I was going over the speed limit"

'I Had No Idea Officer, I Swear!'

Funny meme about florida man only drinking at stoplights.

There's Always A Loophole

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Caption that reads, "Me: Hey can I pet your dog? Them: maybe this isn't the bes- Me: Hey thanks" above a pic of a guy petting a cute puppy through a car window in traffic

Me

Fake book title that reads, "Everybody Sucks at Driving but Me - An Autobiography"

I'm The BEST

Cop talking about tricks for not showing that you're not wearing a seatbelt.

Hot Cop & His Dog Hilariously Remind Us They Know Every Trick In The Book

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Tweet about how people used to print out Mapquest directions before smartphones existed

Who Remembers This Struggle

Tweet that reads, "The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses"

It's The Worst When They All Start Cheering

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