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Most wrong number calls we receive are from deaf old people or confused people asking for a dentist. But wrong number texts? That's a wild world of comedic possibilities. Judging by these screenshots, being the accidental recipient of neighborhood drama and cursed images is an absolute blessing.

Remember back in 2019 when Kumail Nanjiani shared that super ripped photo of himself on Instagram? Well it seems like a lot of people on Twitter don't. The Silicon Valley star had been getting swole for Marvel's Eternals, and his dramatic transformation was talked about for what felt like years. It shouldn't be news that stars get in shape for Marvel movies, but after Nanjiani shared a photo from his holiday in quarantine, people on Twitter decided it was time to do what they do best: debate his physical appearance. 

The photo in question features Nanjiani in front of a plate of food, jaw looking exceptionally cut - to the point where Twitter users began accusing the actor of using steroids. Most of the jokes were absurd and in good fun, but the mockery struck other users as a tad racist. We don't see people scrutinizing Chris Pratt's transformation from flabby Andy from Parks and Recreation to jacked Starlord, do we? While we do think the attacks might be a little unfair, we're really just here for the jokes. If anything, we're jealous of Nanjiani's diesel bod. And more than that? We're psyched for Eternals.

Missing R. Kelly's Trapped In The Closet but feeling guilty because he's a scumbag? Have no fear! Twitter user @TheeDreadGod (a true master of the Twitter 'story time') is here with what can almost be considered a real-life version of the R&B singer's series. This dramatic twitter thread is full of twists, turns, and a whole lot of pizza. If you enjoy what you read below, give @TheeDreadGod a follow. He's got loads more stories where this one came from. 

We'd rather die than read about United States politics right now. But other countries? The political drama of other nation's is definitely fair game. And this week, Tumblr has provided us with some seriously juicy material. This thread introduced is to the wild tale of Flordelis, a Brazilian gospel singer, actress, adopted mother of 58 and (apparently) the leader of a very strange evangelist cult. We won't spoil it for you, but the story gets dark as hell. We're just glad it's not about Donald Trump or Joe Biden. 

There's crazy, and then there's a special kind of crazy - this guy's girlfriendis clearly the latter in this wild ride of a story! We're all for animal rights here, but this woman definitely took it to an incredibly unnecessary extreme. Apparently getting eaten alive by bedbugs in your home is not enough of a reason to call an exterminator!

Yesterday was an intense day for gaming drama, and today we are reaping the very meme-y benefits. Youtube game reviewer Jared Knabenbauer was called out announcing his impending divorce from his wife, Heidi O'Ferrall. In the announcement, ProJared wrote that he hoped he and O'Ferrall could go through the process with style and grace. Unfortunately, his soon-to-be ex-wife couldn't even see the message. She had already been blocked. The reason for the blocking became clear after O'Ferrall began tweeting that her husband had been cheating on her for some time with Holly Conrad, whom O'Ferrall had considered a friend. 

Heidi's Twitter thread gets super real, going as far as to accuse ProJared of soliciting nudes from underage fans. According to Kotaku, at least 7 fans have backed up these claims. It seems the internet doesn't take kindly to creeping or cheating, and memers have been seriously sticking it ProJared. It ain't pretty, but we think he's getting what he deserves. We've included much of the drama and many of the memes below, but for more of the dirt, visit Know Your Meme.

We know we're not supposed to love gossip, but some of us just can't help it.