delivery
He's got to learn
if you can muster up the energy
That's more than rent
Yes, you should use that last $15 in your account to order takeout. You deserve it.
Giving birth is not a spectator sport
They thought they had a free meal
DoorDash = hacked
They're too subtle
We're so cooked
Going goblin mode
Very sus.
'If you're scared of dogs, get a different job'
That's less than subway fare
Still worth it, though.
Apartment buildings can be confusing
Probably shouldn't have had an entire bottle of wine to myself on Black Friday...
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