That's not how it works, mom

Parenting is an Olympic-level sport

Parenting: no matter how hard I try, it will always be what my Instagram reels return to. I'm totally cool with it, though! There's nothing more entertaining to me as a 24-year-old without children than a mom posting about how her kids have “different personalities” when they go to their dads house because he allows them to eat red dyes.

Maybe say, "thank you" instead

Often in life, if you hold on to things too tight and try to perfect the situation—trying to please everybody—you're going to end up pleasing nobody. Especially if, you're so obsessed with your own thoughts and ideals that you forget to actually even listen to what everyone else is telling you would make them happy and what their preferences are. At that point, you need to be honest with yourself… Are you really trying to make things work for everybody? Or is it really all just about you? That'…

The place to be

Shady shade

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Do you think he still loves her bunches?

Romeo and Ghoul-liette

Birth isn't a competition

Memes for people with siblings who insult their style and then go in their closet to steal clothes

Thanks, dad!

Highly suspicious

Evil stepfather much?

A rollercoaster from start to finish