The golden age of parents on Twitter lying about the esoteric things their young children say has long passed us. Back in the ancient time of 2016, parents were obsessed with tweeting things like, "My son came up to me and said ‘Papa, I have a childlike solution to great economic and social problems that will be incredibly easy to go viral through the retweets of easy to trick rubes.’"

Clever answers that are hard to argue with

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

Truly awful

Do you ever think about how crazy it is that you can just make a person? It is wild that people worldwide can create a human life with nothing more than their body and their time. And a big white bird depending on who you ask. While creating a person can take minimal effort, raising a person is full of chaos, madness, and confusion. Parenthood is a commitment of multiple decades where you get no days off and it can take over your life. One of the most common issues for parents is not having tim…

Some people use psychedelics to open their minds to complicated philosophies. Others use it to make dank memes.

Memes to share with the gang at Nance's potluck

So many puns, so many dumb punchlines… *Healing the world with comedy*

What are the chances?

It's the little things

They're unforgivable

These memes are beyond terrible

Channel your inner dad

Thanksgiving's just a couple days away. It's a holiday that many people spend with family. And nobody appreciates family more than Fast and Furious ' bald and burly hero, Dominic Toretto. Dom's played by Vin Diesel , and is an integral character in eight out of 11 Fast and Furious films. He's also become somewhat of a meme hero, inspiring a wealth of memes comparable to the wealth he's stolen as a criminal. While we appreciate all of those jokes, this video takes the meme to the next level by p…

Very punny.