The worst thing about animals is that they can't talk . I know there have been a couple of scientifically studied gorillas and dogs on TikTok who can say words, but that's not the same thing as talking. Humans are the only species that can speak in a grammatically coherent way, and that's a darn shame. I've had several dogs I wish I could talk to because they probably have crazy life stories. My first dog, Toby, had an extremely traumatic life before we got him. When the dog rescue found him, h…

"Serious goose" doesn't have the same ring to it

Ribbit ribbit

So true

Kuzco, is that you

If you even THINK about scooping up those field mice...

Play Frogger all night long

If I was living anywhere besides a small apartment and if I was anything besides broke, I would absolutely love to own a canine companion. The last two dogs I lived with were two of the best animals that I've ever had the pleasure of taking on walks while my roommate is at work. Having a dog is just so perfect for moment-to-moment mood enhancement . Feeling lonely? Hang out with the dog. Antsy? Take the dog to the park. Want something to cuddle? Go ahead and hug the dog. Of course, it's not alw…

Do you feel welcomed to the DEEP SEA?

SQUACK

Nice things

Purr

Happy Wednesday, frog fans! The "It's Wednesday, my dudes" frog meme is almost ten years old, and meme lovers still circulate it every 4th day of the week. It's one of those timeless memes. Wednesday always comes, whether you want it to or not. Frogs are such a beloved animal in the meme world. It just makes sense. I would not have believed you if you had told me in 2014 that the "It's Wednesday, my dudes" frog outlasted Pepe The Frog regarding popularity. We are living in such a weird timeline…

Reeling them in

Life is a Jenga game, and I'm gonna play it all night long

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