Who knew that unloading $35 worth of Victoria's Secret gear could result in such a roller coaster ride? Certainly not this poor soul. This Facebook seller thought she had a buyer - and then the cheap college student basically admitted she'd rather go out with her friends than pick up the clothes - just after asking that the seller offer her a payment plan. We understand it's tough to to pay your way through school, but this is clearly a case of shitty priorities than anything else. The frustrated seller seemed to agree, and took the opportunity to sarcastically offer to give the college princess the clothing for free. Unfortunately, stupid people don't really pick up on sarcasm, and things really devolve from there.
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When I was a permanently annoyed teenager, my mother would say it's her right to embarrass me. Why? Because she popped me and and subsequently raised me. I did not agree with this logic and loathed the way she insisted speaking Spanish to anyone she assumed spoke the language. And as I sat fuming, at least I had the comfort of knowing that I was not alone: it's a proven fact that ALL parents are embarrassing.
Twitter user @mrnickharvey has more than backed this up with an incredibly entertaining Twitter thread asking people to share their most embarrassing parental moments. The tales are pure gold, and some of the stories actually make us want to hang out with Mom and Pops!
While I may never recover from calling Ms. Hart "Mom" in second grade, it's comforting to know that there are memes out there that accurately depict the pain I felt after that happened. The latest format to embody our most cringe-worthy moments comes from the new Star Wars series The Mandalorian. It's from a scene in which robot bounty hunter IG-11 tells the Mandalorian that it will self-destruct as the two characters are completely cornered by enemies. Even if you haven't seen the series, these incredibly relatable memes will almost certainly resonate with you.
We don't take pleasure in laughing at the misfortunes of others - unless they're relatively harmless, of course. This batch of f*ck ups, design fails, and baking disasters is exactly the kind of schadenfreude we're okay with.
Most of us have a crazy aunt, uncle, or even...former friend who wows us with their brazen social media idiocy. From anti-vaxxers toflat-earthers, some people just never learn to keep their mouths shut. They don't realize they're providing primo entertainment to those of us with half a brain. Sucks for them. Laughs for us.
Well, here's a story with an M. Night Shyamalan twist for you! Twitter user @BonLouBoutinshared a video earlier today featuring a bus driver seemingly throwing a student off of his yellow school bus. We're relieved to report he was doing his civic duty and actually protecting the children trying to get to or from school. The small person he ejected from the vehicle was in fact a grown man, much to the shock of the people who had just been admonishing the driver. While the video is kind of amusing, it's also immensely disturbing that a creep could get away with this. We tip our hat to this gallant bus driver for doing what had to be done.
We've had our fair share of chuckles at evil life-hacks and pro-tips that are nothing if not absurd, but these pointers really take the savage cake. While some of the suggestions are actually on-point (the tenner in your funeral suit) others are questionable AF and could really piss people off. Which kind of makes us happy.
We've got to hand it to these, uh, aspiring artists. While we respect anyone's desire to pursue a creative outlet, these artisans are showing nothing short of inflated self-esteem. Making crappy art is one thing, but having the gall to charge an exorbitant sum for it, or even tattoo the cringe is where things start to baffle us. Here are some serious offenders.
Do you think mayois spicy? Do you listen to gangster rap on your morning commute to your high-paying 9-5 job every day? Do you love Olive Garden more than anything? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then Instagram account Middle Class Fancy is just the thing for you!
We've seen a lot of entitled bridezillas embarrass themselves on and off the internet, but this diva really takes the cake. In a facebook post, which was shared to r/choosingbeggars, the bride thanks her family and friends for over $30k in "donations" and announces that she and her fiance are cancelling their wedding with vague plans to reschedule. She's so ballsy that she straight up tells her loved ones that their generosity will be used for a honeymoon - before the two have even tied the knot. The post, as one can imagine, did not go over well with her would-be guests. If you think her announcement of the cancellation was painful, just wait until you see her defensive replies to offended and outraged family and friends.
There are many, many, many reasons we try to stay out of political reporting and memery. More often than not, if you make a meme about the election, or the president, it's going to come off as incredibly cringey. But it's even worse when you see the meme handiwork of boomers getting super political. There's a smugness and ignorance to these memes that makes them nearly unbearable. But we like pain. And know you do, too.
We're so glad we found the subreddit /r/ForwardsFromGrandma and we think you'll like it too. We all know at least one older person on Facebook who's constantly posting one conspiracy theory or another. If nothing else, at least it supplies us with some hearty laughs, right?
These headlines aren't quite at Florida Man levels of insane, but they certainly are up there. We just want to know who allowed these things to be put into print. Either these publications have incredibly negligent editors, or the writers were just having a little fun trolling the masses - or perhaps both.
