cringe

There's a little dad in all of us. Laughing at terrible, terrible jokes. Secretly wanting to wear socks and sandals. Looking at lawn mowers with dreamy eyes. And most of all, wanting to make bad jokes at every opportunity. Well today is your lucky day, because we've got a list of really bad jokes to be memorized and repeated at inappropriate times. Go and make your dad proud. 

Some people should just legally not be allowed in the dating pool, and this guy is one of them. We suspect that his "list of demands" was probably initially meant to be a joke, but in the end his date was not amused by it. We can't really say that we blame her...

We're gonna go out on a limb and say that these insane wedding photos hail from Eastern Europe. Where else would flinging raw chickens in the air, black eyes, and demented photoshops be part of a "romantic" bridal photoshoot? 

For more insane wedding pics, check out this gallery of matrimonial cringe.

Let the fedora tippin' cringe flow through you!

It's probably safe to say that most of us absolutely dread going to the hair salon where there are a million and one ways the stylist could f*ck up and make us look terrible. These people are demonstrating the complete opposite of that; they clearly walked in and said "f*ck me up fam" and oh boy did they get their wishes.

It's like clockwork. Winter's bleakness recedes, and everyone who cuffed up for the cold nights is starting to feel that itch. It's officially breakup season. These memes are designed to help get you out of the misery hole and back on market to take advantage of those sexy summer flings. 

If these memes aren't doing the trick, these ex-related memes might give you the spiteful solace you crave. If you're still coupled, well, here are some boring memes about your successful love. Enjoy.

We often lament the current state of healthcare in the United States, but judging by these social media posts, we need to take a much harder look at the state of our school systems. These morons either cut all their Sex Ed classes or even worse - didn't have access to a sexual education program at all. 

For more cringey ignorance, check out these abominable posts we shared last year.

Oh look, we're back with even more baffling stupidity! This time it's a roundup of insanely WTF headlines that clearly were written by overworked journalists at 3 am. But still, wasn't there an editor who had to have seen these before they went to press? Either way, scroll down to see the level of stupidity we're dealing with here!

These people really need to get a clue!

Holy mother of cringe stories, Batman. 

"Alternative parenting" can be a good thing to an extent; the child can get a sense of freedom while building up trust between them and the parents. But sometimes that tactic goes waaaay overboard, as is exemplified by this lady, who wanted an outdoor bedroom for her unvaccinated two-year-old. Sometimes kids just need to be parented, dammit!

There's nothing more we love than the pure cringe of neckbeard content. Now, thanks to one enterprising content creator, we can blindly relate to these tough guys using the questionable science of astrology! It's hard to pick a favorite astrological sign, but remember to use your rising and moon signs to make sure you get a more complete idea of what you'd be like if you'd only studied the blade. 

For more astrology memes, check out some of our lists here and here. 

If you're bored of relatable memes and fluffy wholesomeness, this cringe-packed wince-inducing batch of memes will be seriously refreshing. Instead of thinking about how wonderfully alike we all are, why don't we focus on the people who are f*cked up and all the terrible things that exist on the internet and IRL. 

Earlier this week writer Caroline Moss asked Twitter to share moments of their lives that seemed more like a bad movie than something IRL. She offered up a tale of being broken up for "not being Jewish enough" while at a National concert. During the set. Many of the responses to her request dwarf her experience in the cringe zone - here are some of the most painful tales we could dig up.