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Though it's been a while since we last covered the antics of "Florida Man," the meme is still very much alive. Just take it from President Barack Obama, who namechecked the meme during his speech at FIU this past Saturday. After criticizing the current president's penchant for insulting his opponents and suggesting people inject bleach, Obama proceeded to roast Donald Trump:

"That's not normal behavior. Florida. You wouldn't tolerate it from a coworker. You wouldn't tolerate it from a high school principal. You wouldn't tolerate it from a coach. You won't tolerate it from a family member. Florida man wouldn't even do this stuff."

While some may find the joke to be a tasteless mockery of Floridians, most of us know that the meme is in good fun. Who doesn't enjoy reading about ludicrous, imaginative crimes that almost seem fake? Sensitive dullards, that's who. For everyone else, we've put together a solid roundup  of fresh Floridian insanity, with the help of @daily.florida.man. If you're looking for more, we suggest following the account. We're willing to bet Florida Man won't be calming down anytime soon.  

Residents of Florida really make it easy to make fun of the sunny southern state. We mean no disrespect, but these Florida Man headlines and dragging memes are endlessly entertaining. Florida is kind of like that little brother that you love but can't help but poke fun at. If you like these memes and headlines, there's more where that came from.

If you ever need a reminder that there are many, many unstable people in this world, just hop on the internet. From Facebook comments to mind-boggling flat earth tweets, there's evidence of psychosis all around us. And we have to admit, it's kind of entertaining. 

Comedian Shane Hoban has had better days. So was a former date who got a lot more than she bargained for after telling the Boston resident that she didn't wish to pursue a relationship with him. Her respectful text is honest and even generously nice. She even wishes him luck at his upcoming show. That kindness is met with alarming aggression, abusive language, and disturbing threats. Fortunately the internet has helped make sure Hoban gets what is coming to him. 

Well, here's a story with an M. Night Shyamalan twist for you! Twitter user @BonLouBoutinshared a video earlier today featuring a bus driver seemingly throwing a student off of his yellow school bus. We're relieved to report he was doing his civic duty and actually protecting the children trying to get to or from school. The small person he ejected from the vehicle was in fact a grown man, much to the shock of the people who had just been admonishing the driver. While the video is kind of amusing, it's also immensely disturbing that a creep could get away with this. We tip our hat to this gallant bus driver for doing what had to be done.

In case you've ever wondered what the astrology signs look like in the form of crazies on the subway, look no further! Okay, so you probably have never wondered that in your life, but we hope you'll still get a kick out of these pics. Although they may make you want to go out and buy your own car afterward...

We have absolutely no problem with anyone's dietary choices, but sometimes passions can cause people to act like a-holes. We're pretty sure most vegans absolutely would not have a problem with a non-vegan enjoying tofu, because honestly why would they? 

Unfortunately people like this person give the normal vegans out there a bad name!

There's crazy, and then there's a special kind of crazy - this guy's girlfriendis clearly the latter in this wild ride of a story! We're all for animal rights here, but this woman definitely took it to an incredibly unnecessary extreme. Apparently getting eaten alive by bedbugs in your home is not enough of a reason to call an exterminator!

If you've ever ridden public transportation, you're well aware that some seriously freaky things can occur when trying to get from point A to point B. Lizzie O'Leary asked her followers to share their wildest subway stories and they do not disappoint. From goatse (don't google that at work) to snakes on trains, the tales of woe are incredibly entertaining.

Perusing r/AskReddit is often enlightening and educational, but this post from today got us especially good. One curious user asked bartenders on the subreddit to share their weirdest work stories - and they do not disappoint. Now, more than ever, we salute the people who give us alcohol and tolerate all of our crazy.

We can't make this sh*t up!