cows

"Maybe I shouldn't have said that on telly." If you're impatient, head to about a minute in to get right to the good stuff.

Call up whichever pop star is hot this summer, because these cows are ready to be featured on his/her next single!

Do you enjoy riddles?

Well, if not that, do you enjoy people getting increasingly frustrated over riddles?

If you enjoy both, this video is for you!

It combines our love of riddles, cows, fields and anger in a tapestry of virality, spiraling its way down the Internet's drain.

Now, we'll have to ask how long it took you to get the thing? Need a hint?

At least it's way easier than this nonsense:



If you enjoy this sort of inane thing, we've got more for you right here.