corporations

Freddie Mercury was correct in Bohemian Rhapsody when he said that "nothing really matters," because let's face it, life is meaningless and corporations have completely taken over our lives. So if for some strange reason you're in the mood to be reminded of the dystopian hell we live in, scroll down!

Does anyone really like their job? No really, like does anyone wake up in the morning and stretch while listening to the birds chirping outside and say to themselves, "man I can't wait to go to work today?" Or is it more that you don't entirely mind going to work? We're thinking it's probably the latter. Anyway, these memes are for those who think about quitting every day but have the will power not to do that.

If you haven't noticed, we're living in some sort of dystopian hell reality right now. People are literally dying of a pandemic, the country is collapsing, and practically everyone is out of work. No one knows what the hell is going to come of any of this so we're all just doing our best to survive. In the mean time, have some memes that poke fun at our corporate overlords!

If there's any franchise we can depend on for memes, it's definitely Spider-Man. Memers have tapped into pretty much every iteration of the series, going back to the 1960's. The latest Spidey meme, however, hails from 2018's Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse, and features the villain Kingpin saying "Business is boomin'." 

Most of these memes involve real and imaginary scenarios in which companies/corporations are celebrating opportunities that keep them flush with cas. Others, instead, take a less literal approach and the meme for situations like schoolyard entrepeneurism or gaming. While the meme was most popular back in October, exploitation never ends. So we can probably count on these memes popping up for years to come. 

The following posts depict the strange, surreal times we're living in right now, and we have to be honest in that they may even hit a little too close to home. Scroll down to see for yourself. If you want to feel even weirder and more hopeless, check out /r/BoringDystopia!

We're all aware that big tech corporations store an insane amount of information about us, but it's probably safe to say that most of us weren't aware of the sheer vastness of it all (think literal millions of pages per person). Dylan Curran, Director of Technology at VFT Solutions, took it upon himself to investigate the amount of information that Google and Facebook have about him, and let's just say...what he found is unsettling to say the least.

Ever wonder what brand's slogans would be if they actually told the truth? Well, these "honest slogans" are the answer to your questions. They're an amazing departure from the delusional and lofty images that big brands and corporations try to convince us of. And they're honestly funny as hell.

Happy Pride! Unfortunately this year won't be the same given the current state of destruction that our world is in, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate in our own homes and make fun of brands' cringey attempts to appear that they care about the LGBTQ+ community!