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Robert Pattinson's Heinous Microwave Pasta Has Broken The Internet

There's been a lot of talk about GQ's recent interview with Robert Pattinson. The piece really highlights the actor's...eccentricities, from his amusing self-portraits to how he copes with quarantine anxiety. It's a charming interview and solidifies Pattinson's likable nature. But the most charming albeit horrifying aspect of the one-on-one? According to Twitter, it's Pattinson's shocking attempt at making a "microwave pillow pasta". 

Allegedly (we can't tell if he's trolling), Pattinson has long been seeking a way to make a handheld pasta for fast food. 

"Last year, he says, he had a business idea. What if, he said to himself, "pasta really had the same kind of fast-food credentials as burgers and pizzas? I was trying to figure out how to capitalize in this area of the market, and I was trying to think: How do you make a pasta which you can hold in your hand?""

Pattinson decided to attempt to make his "Piccolini Cuscino" (little pillow)  prototype for his interviewer, Zach Baron. The ingredients include cornflakes, "any sauce", 9 pieces of pre-sliced cheese, and lastly, a lighter to achieve a "flambe" effect. And sugar. The heinous "recipe" is now the topic of many a tweet and twitter meme. People are even attempting to recreate the sacrilegious dish. We're okay with the mystery. But we've put together the best reactions right here for you. 

Funny tweets about Robert Pattinson trying to microwave pasta for GQ interview | de le v e @soalexgoes pov bowl pasta about go into microwave 11:12 PM 5/12/20 Twitter Web App | fran @TrophyUncle robert pattinson making his Piccolini Cuscino DO THINK DEPRESSED PERSON COULD MAKE THIS? 4:09 PM 5/12/20 Twitter Web App
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Eighteen Cooking Memes For Pros And Hobbyists Alike

Cooking isn't for everyone, and that's okay. But for those who like to nerd out over what you're going to make for dinner every night - these memes are for you! So whether you cook for a living or just enjoy it in your free time, we think you'll find some amusement here. Bon appetit!

Funny memes about cooking | SO asks cook them fancy dinner breaded chicken piccata with lemon jasmine rice. 12:34 This is chicken nuggets. 1220 | penguin dish gets sent back and chef asks who made
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40 Disgruntled People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

Do you feel like you're having a bad day? Take a gander at these pics and you'll probably change your mind pretty quick. In fact, looking at pics of people having a bad time can really up your morale. Circumstances could always be a lot worse, right? We're inclined to think so.

fail pics | Certificate of Obedience Training dog lying down surrounded by shreds of a doggy school diploma | Man with 'DEVAST8' face tattoo says he can't find work MSN UK 2 hours ago young man with tattoo on his face reading DEVAST8' has said he is having difficulty finding work after being released prison
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Quarantined Twitter User Shares Brilliant Recipe For 'Totwaffles'

With so many people on coronavirus lockdown or in quarantine, and so few options on the grocery shelves, people are having to get creative in the kitchen. Twitter user @mspowahs is familiar with this plight, and took to the website with a bit of a recipe hack for people with limited resources. All you need for the majestic "Totwaffle" is frozen tater tots, a waffle iron, and if you're feeling freaky "Syrupchup." Yes, that's an ungodly mixture of syrup and ketchup. We're stoked to try the recipe, and can't wait to see more quarantine creations as people get even more desperate. Bon appetit!

Funny tweets about tater tot waffles for while in quarantine for coronavirus COVID-19 | Ada Powers @mspowahs get on lockdown trying do lot with little s hard find joy midst fear, depression, and austerity s why 's time learn about totwaffles thread Ore lda GOLDEN TATER TOTS | Totwaffles are special they are among elite order foods which sound almost, but not quite, like colloquial anatomical vulgarism. This alone may be nourishment dark times are encouraged lean into this fact as much as feels
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32 Impressively Entertaining Nuggets Of Tumblr Gold

Tumblr has a way of being hilarious, scary, confusing, and disgusting - all at the same time. At least it's never boring.

Funny tumblr posts | ghost--bambi: luckyladybutterfly: velvetonions: there needs be cooking show which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have cook full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find kitchen AM SUPPOSED COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE SAUCEPAN They do have saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out unsociablewhore: helloquat: unsociablewhore: guys if cut off my right butt cheek would l be left behind DELETE BLOG
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Food Memes That Range From Funny To Vomitrocious

We love a good cursed food pic, but sometimes you need a little humor mixed in with your cringe. That's where the Instagram account @boyswhocancook comes in. They're pumping out the perfect mix of abhorrent culinary disasters and hilarious food memes, so depending on your mood you'll either wretch in horror or chuckle at McChickens. Here's a selection of their latest and greatest posts, but we urge you to give 'em a follow so you're never left wanting. 

funny food memes, cursed food images, funny pics, adam driver, guy fieri | guy fieri in the sky: god watching use slices pizza as hamburger buns. deranged mr. krabs about to put boots inside a boiling pot: raisins white people food that's good already
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Fourteen Delicious Cooking Memes For Amateur Chefs

Whether you're a complete sh*t chef or you actually know what you're doing in the kitchen, we think you're going to like these memes. And if you want to skip the cooking process and jump straight to the food, click here!

Funny memes about cooking and food | recipe: 2 cloves garlic got pic of many garlic cloves | tries cook again fire alarms my house many times do have teach this lesson, old man? sponegbob squarepants fish
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Twitter Users Roast Their Own Cooking 'Skills' With This Culinary Meme

In the age of Postmates, Seamless, and Uber Eats, it's okay to be a sh*t chef. Realistically, we can't all have master cooking skills after all. This Twitter meme has people making fun of their own lack of kitchen chops, and we're here for it.

Funny Twitter memes entitled, "Follow Me for More Recipes" | Prettygetz Getrudes @PrettygetzG Follow more recipe hot dog sliced and covered in ketchup. Sudipto @tastemythunder Follow more recipes peeled banana on a plate bare minimum food funny kitchen no talent for cooking basic simple
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Troll-y Tumblr Tidbits About Cooking Around The World

It's certainly a (potentially true) stereotype that the Millennial generation hates cooking and loves ordering Postmates every night, but for those of us who do enjoy an exotic cooking excursion, these Tumblr posts (and these memes) really hit home.

And if you're someone who can't stand cooking, let our friends at eBaum's World help you out.

Funny Tumblr posts about cooking around the world | altonzm french recipes: if not making this paris then 's point. fuck italian recipes: use left leg meat pig one three farms this specific area tuscany, or this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically house
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Women's Vintage Ads That Have Not Aged Well

Ladies, do you get horrible period cramps? That sucks, but think about how your poor husband feels when you're not there to cook and clean for him because you're "in too much pain." He's waiting for his dinner and he doesn't know how to boil his own water for pasta, dammit.

In all seriousness, clearly this narrative wouldn't fly today, but the mid-twentieth century and before was a completely different story. Scroll down and see for yourself.

Funny and WTF advertisements from the mid-twentieth century that were directed primarily at women | vintage ad showing a man in a suit comforting a crying woman in the kitchen holding a burned pan: Don't worry darling didn't burn beer
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'The Cooking, The Face' Memes Roast Amateur, Overconfident Chefs

Practically any time people start posting near-thirst trap photos of themselves on the internet in droves, they have to expect that the rest of us are going to roast the absolute crap out of them. This particular Twitter meme makes fun of people doing just that, next to an image of the food they cooked and the caption, "The Cooking, The Face." 

Now bring on the roasting, no pun intended.

Funny Twitter memes entitled "The Cooking, The Face" where people put up a picture of something they've cooked next to a picture of their face | chuuslip cooking face (saw this on tl and thought cute dhdkdhdkdk) photo of a shirtless guy and photo of a pan with some dish being cooked
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Shef Memes Are Here To Roast Your Basic Cooking Skills

If you've missing Mr. Meme of Stonks and surreal meme fame, you're in luck! The smooth-faced character is back in these amusing "Shef" memes that roast people for thinking they can cook when they're basically only capable of typing numbers on a microwave. While we totally understand being too tired or even just hating cooking, these memes elicited a few hearty chuckles from our weary bodies. 

funny shef memes, funny memes, dank memes, mr. meme, surreal memes, memes about cooking with mr. meme | 10 year olds making grilled cheese without burning shef. youtube video BOIL WATER Boil Water Boil Water 377K views.
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Funny meme that reads, "Recipe: 2 cloves of garlic; Me: got it" above a photo of a ton of garlic on a cutting board
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You gotta at least triple the amount of garlic a recipe calls for. It's the rules.

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Cooking Fails That Would Horrify Gordon Ramsay

These cooking fails - some technical, others...intellectual - are pretty freaking horrifying. There's truly nothing worse that attempting to make a meal for ones self and mucking it up entirely. You're left hungry, embarrassed, and often without some seriously integral cooking tools. 

Funny cooking fails and photos
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