cookies
Cookies are life. Especially if you're Cookie Monster. Take a dip and a nice big bite of these delicious cookie puns and jokes.
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Mom demands teenage son give up dinner for 6-year-old brother, flips out when he refuses: 'When I said I was starving, I meant it'
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Gold-digging fiancé insists his name be put on the title of his future wife's late mother's house, only proposed after she was willed the house: 'He had brought a real estate lawyer to the house, and arranged for the legal process to start'
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Dad protests when parents babysit his sister's 6-year-old and 2-year-old weekly, but refuse to watch his kids more than twice a year: 'They are enjoying life and burning all their money'
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New mom names daughter after late mother-in-law, offends husband's step mom who was her nemesis: 'I will not change my child's name because it hurts her feelings'
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Entitled mom expects portrait photographer to stay after her 9 hour shift because she's late with her 2 kids, doesn't even have an appointment: 'I'm leaving at 7:00, that's our closing time'
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