consumerism

NO,THANKS I'll be eating out tonight

WE HAD AIR GUITARS IN MY DAY and were grateful for them!

Especially with that many Visa gift cards. Still the lady in back seems a little unimpressed.

SOFA KING Our prices are Sofa King low!

THE GIFT THAT SAYS Eff the Poor

CAMO SNUGGIE Because you don't want your friends to see you in one.

BLACK FRIDAY the deals just get better and better

ONLY IN VEGAS ...does Larry get to wash and then dirty his drawers in the same location

DENIAL Because it's definitely the showerhead's fault.

DISAPPOINTMENT The greatest Gift of All

MARKETING Know your target audience