competition

PASSING THE COMPETITION Mario's never gotten anything even close to this.

They keep him (?) employed because he's the best salesperson in the whole galaxy. - Matty Malaprop

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WAIT. PUN-OFFS ARE REAL THINGS? ALRIGHT I LOVE ALL OF YOU AND I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS THE END BECAUSE I'M RUNNING AWAY TO BECOME A COMPETITIVE PUN-TALKER! - Matty Malaprop

COMPETITION you don't have to be the fastest

OXYGEN why do they always have to 1-up somebody?