Really?

Where are the parents

Woof.

Relationship problems that set off red flags

My eyes

They're not like the other girls

Hope they'll recover from these sick burns

Picture this: It's August 2022. As the world continues to struggle with a pandemic, and the United States is facing a scary recession, Americans seem to have gained some much-needed perspective. Instead of jumping at the opportunity to go full Karen at the drop of the hat, people are taking deep breaths, and learning not to sweat the small stuff. “Let people live” has become the country's motto, and the internet is a happy place. Instead of raging comment sections, people share compliments, adv…

Oh boy

As a sufferer of clinical depression and the unrelenting cynicism that comes with it, it's difficult to make me smile or laugh. Sure, puppies are cute. Yes, memes are funny. But these things just don't do it for me. I look around at other people - normal, serotonin-having people - and envy their hearty laughs at restaurants and the smiles plastered on their faces during the hectic commute. I'm not about to ask what the hell they're drinking or smoking. Instead I silently envy the ease with whic…

People being dark and edgy in the comments

Typical Twitter

Yikes.

The comments section might be the best part of the app

Why are you guys so surprised?