college humor

Um, actually, it's Rhaegar Targaryen, not Rheagar Targaryen.

If so many things are capable of ruining your childhood, that suggests that your childhood is very ruinable and thus must not have been very good in the first place.

There's a lot of bad information out there.

Newsflash, people: they probably don't pronounce English words like we do in their home countries. You can stop trying to be worldly now.

Empty Nest Syndrome is real, people.

Either that or they're stepping up the "Awkward Fake Twitter Hack" game. In which case, slow clap for all parties involved.

Y'know, a big bearded guy you can order 20-piece wings with and have 'Animated TV Comedy' on Netflix marathons with and feel less depressed about the sun setting at 4:00 in the afternoon with!

Jumpcuts! Hyperbole ("history of ever," really?)! Irony (calling out other people's hyperbole by being hyperbolic)! A metric f*ton of annoying little annotations (again with the irony...)!