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Oh thank God, it's pumpkin spice latte season again as of August 27th! In honor of this very special time of year, we're bringing you some tasty memes that may or may not bring out the basic betch in you. It's okay to own that though - we're not here to judge.
And in case you were wondering (you weren't), the Pumpkin Spice Latte has its very own Twitter account so you can catch up on all things pumpkin spice!
Mondays are rough, let's just get that out of the way. Often times the only thing that will make it even remotely bearable is that huge cup of coffee waiting for you in the office. Your coworkers may let you down on a regular basis, but coffee won't, so without further ado, please enjoy these cringe-inducing memes that your mom would probably love.
We're not big fans of the phrase "Don't talk to me until I've had mycoffee." It's more like "Don't talk to me until I've had 3 coffees" and then you still shouldn't talk to me because I'm a misanthrope. Anyway, here are a bunch of memes and tweets about everyone's favorite addiction. Enjoy.
Earlier this month we were blessed with the cringey revelation of Cory Booker's coffee tweets - but we all know he's not the only person with a problem. Consumers spend nearly 75 billion dollars on coffee every year, and the evidence is very clear in cities that boast a Starbucks on nearly every block. Most of us toilers are part of this non-problem, and we've got the comics to prove it.
There's nothing we like more than a super stupid meme, and "I'm baby" satisfies this love perfectly. The meme was inspired by a text message exchange between a mother and a babysitter regarding a home invasion back in 2017. Mom managed to get out "I'm baby. Call 911" and the screenshot went viral after popping up on Tumblr later that year. The text has become a pretty prolific shitpost, finally exploding this March on Twitter. People are using it for everything from selfies to self-deprecating tweets. Here are some of our favorites.
People love to hate on Starbucks, and we can kind of see why. Apart from having mediocre coffee, Starbucks has become closely associated with absurdly fancy latte drinks that would make any Italian cry and, of course, the basic white girl who has to Instagram every single drink she gets.
It can be a bit of a trip thinking about how you've changed as a person from your high school years to now. It's probably safe to say that a lot of us went from partying every weekend as teenagers to passing out by 9pm on Saturday nights without the help of alcohol. It's all just a part of the inevitable cycle of life!
These people are tweeting about the cringey ways they've grown (or back-pedaled) since their teen years, under the hashtag "High School Me Vs Adult Me."
Attention baristas: this is a safe space for you. What do we mean by that, you ask? We mean that you're free to take off that fake happy mask here, because we understand how awful it is to feign sugary-sweetness all damn day. You're free to be your unapologetic self, no questions asked.
