Happy marriage? How dare they

'Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness.' - Lol, just kidding, don't talk to me.

How could they

Don't talk to me until I've had coffee

No generation can mock us because we have accepted the cringe—NOW, WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!

"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee! LOL" Me after coffee: *Sees into billions of new galaxies while brain rapidly pulsates with jet fuel.*

Linguistic diversity is something that is not always praised in the workplace. Being bilingual is often seen as a boon for white-collar workers who know languages with reputations of being cosmopolitan or good to know for business. On the flip side, bilingual service workers tend to be perceived as being less intelligent when speaking in their native language.

Everyone has those little things to help them get through the day. Whether it's coffee, cigarettes, or chocolate, sometimes a little treat is just what you need to take the edge off. But there will always be those nosy people in your ear telling you that your greatest daily joy is "unhealthy" or "definitely going to kill you one day." That can be a real bummer, but after enough badgering, you might start believing them and consider quitting. This begs the question, is potentially improving your…

Customer service interactions can sometimes get out of hand, especially in coffee shops. Some people take "don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee" to the extreme, and once they start to lash out, there's nothing the employees and the innocent bystanders can do to stop them.

Hope she's got dental insurance.

Oh, the humanity!

Zero to one hundred real quick

It's very specific

Sweet, sweet caffeine

How many bananas?

Spare a thought for all the Starbucks baristas out there, because they have been working overtime at the moment. An explosion in popularity among Gen Z has led to a deluge of complex custom orders every day, sometimes leading to long queues barely after their stores have opened. Not only do they have to make up all sorts of bizarre concoctions nowadays, but sometimes they can be distinctly unappetizing too. When @kenmixtape received a certain order at the branch that he works at in Georgia, he …