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Clever Comebacks From Quick-Witted Posters

It's happened to us all. You're standing (or maybe sitting, crying) in the shower. The steam is relaxing you. As you lather up your hair, it suddenly occurs to you. No, not the meaning of life. But the perfect zinger that would have absolutely destroyed that asshole Chad in the accounting department of your office. Or perhaps, instead of Chad, it's a faceless internet user who has been harassing you cruelly and incessantly in the comments of the articles and listicles you write. It's a shame, r…
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An Impressive Collection of Clever Quips And Quick Comebacks

Being able to express oneself in writing is no small feat. Some people write in a dry manner, only caring to get a point across, no fuss or flourish necessary. Others are more poetic, sprinkling descriptive words into their work to paint a more attractive picture (or, of course, to show off). But the witty writers we appreciate the most are quick, cunning, and ballsy enough to destroy people in 100 words or less. These insults and comebacks (which hail mostly from Twitter) come from people just…
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Guy Shares Book Of Comebacks Mom Gave Him When Being Bullied At School

Feel special now?
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Times People Owned Themselves Just to Make a Point

These madlads committed kamikaze by words
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20 Unstoppable Mad Lads Who Can't be Contained

You've got to appreciate the gaul of these absolute mad lads.
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20+ Spicy Comebacks That Deserve Appreciation

They're gonna need some aloe for those burns
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20+ Brand New Sentences From Internet Poets

Some people are natural-born word wizards
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15+ Spicy Comebacks & Savage Burns

Owned
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19 Dumb Declarations And Clever Comebacks

Got 'em.
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Stupid Statements From The Idiots & Lunatics Of Social Media

These people need to stay off the internet.
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20 Clever Comebacks & Brutal Burns

People online flexing their wit
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24 Fiery 2020-Related Comebacks

Mamma mia
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Solid Comebacks From Quick-Witted People

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