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21 Brand New Sentences From Internet Poets

Some people are just natural-born word wizards who can craft amusing witticisms in their sleep. Thanks to Twitter, Tumblr and subreddits like r/brandnewsentence, funny gems from low-key internet poets are preserved and immortalized in screenshots that get passed around like any other meme. We've collected a handful of these 'brand new sentences' for anyone who's into quirky posts

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19 Dumb Declarations And Clever Comebacks

For every fool with a stupid statement, there's a savage ready to destroy them with witty words. We love seeing an air-brained comment get absolutely burned on the internet and we've got it all covered in this list (2020 style) with anti-vaxxer karens, facepalm-worthy gaffs, and redditors roasting redditors. Enjoy these screenshots that immortalized nineteen mortifying moments forever. 

Funny Memes, Clever Comebacks, Facepalm, Funny Comments, Karens, Witty Replies, Roasts, Dank Memes | DEAR ATHEISTS is cavemen survived asteroid but dinosaurs didn't? Social distancing. They stayed 65 million years apart. 1h Haha | Does my friend look like Pocahontas? Billy J. White @9021hoee Nah. She look like people took her land though.
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Stupid Statements From The Idiots & Lunatics Of Social Media

It's no secret that any given social network can quickly become toxic, because wherever there are human beings, there are idiots with unfathomable blind confidence in the bullsh*t they spout. r/insanepeoplefacebook is a pretty cursed subreddit where you can find and endless supply of flat-earthers, anti-maskers, anti-vaxxers, and bigots caught in the wild posting their nonsense and commenting when no one asked. If you're in a mood to feel worse about humanity, we've got a bunch of cringey posts for you from the worst of social media.

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16 Clever Comebacks & Sick Burns

While people are still waiting to get vaccinated, very few of us will be able to serve up that IRL comeback heat. But because we're suckers for seeing people roasted and toasted, we've collected some burns and comebacks that were served up on the internet. We're gonna be here for a while, why not enjoy some quality roasts while we're at it? 

Funny comebacks and burns | RainnWilson O @rainnwilson decided stop using toilet paper. 9:23 PM 3/18/20 Twitter iPhone 680 Retweets 12.3K Likes Jenna Fischer O @jennafischer 11h Replying rainnwilson Why are acting like this is new decision? | Ja Rule @jarule If y'all need l'll be Alaska 20:30 12/03/2020 Twitter iPhone 317 Retweets 1,491 Likes Kokain Dawkins @kokain_d 1d v Replying jarule Nobody has needed since 2005 bro
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20 Satisfying Times People Got Owned By Clever Comebacks

Everyone's dreamt up the perfect clever comeback to someone who says something dumb and deserves to be owned, but we can't all be masters of wit all the time. We've collected a bunch of examples of times people served up some satisfying comebacks and retorts for the whole internet to see. We could probably learn a thing or two from these savages.

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20 Clever Comebacks & Brutal Burns

Some people never learn that if they say something stupid on the internet, chances are someone out there is going to destroy them with words, screenshot the exchange, and then immortalize that moment forever on Reddit. Not gonna lie, we love to see it. Who doesn't enjoy coming across a clever comment or comeback so spicy that you feel the urge to virtually high-flve the OP?

We've got a quality batch of witty retorts to stupid statements and those funny comments that get tucked away in long threads. 

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Clever Comments & Comebacks That Bring The Heat

Ever get yourself into a situation that calls for a sick burn, but freeze up? Do the sassy retorts that might've been haunt you in the wee hours or while you shower? You're definitely not alone. But these nineteen people definitely have not gone through the same thing. These clever commenters can rest assured that they've made the most of their faculties to spit hot fire upon the deserving as well as the people who, well, just make it easy.

Clever comebacks, fiery insults, funny comments | WhiteKnuckleFister 3h 4 Awards He is right though. If all start injecting Lysol now will not die Covid-19. Reply Vote pudding7 1h Set man on fire and he'll be warm rest his life. 1 Vote +
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24 Fiery 2020-Related Comebacks

2020's pretty much been a wash in most respects. People dying. Can't hang out with friends or see family. Can't go to the gym. Political turmoil. Unemployment. Evictions. The terrible list goes on. The year, however, has excelled in one area: inspiring some seriously savage burns and comebacks. All the political back and forth and mask debates really seem to stir up trouble. And we're totally here for it.

Funny comebacks from 2020, coronavirus, masks, politics, donald trump | Matt Holt @mattholt33 13h Teddy Roosevelt got shot giving speech 1912, looked guy who shot him eyes, said poor creature and then continued giving his speech. Scott Walker @ScottWalk 22h Hard imagine any other @POTUS having guts walk out White House like this realDonaldTrump | Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii put on mask and literally within seconds am struggling breathe. Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien surgeon who wore mask six
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Solid Comebacks From Quick-Witted People

There are those comebacks in this world that make you realize how much of an art form insulting someone is. It takes a lot of wit, prowess, and sass to deliver a sick burn that makes the recipient hang their head in defeat. Unfortunately, we are not that clever, but the following people are!

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